"Missionary Man"


Melinda declined, didn’t find it erotic.
She felt strong, it was wrong.

Then there was Sue, who said “Eww! You’re psychotic,
and, I think, need a shrink!”

Don’t know that I will, but until I can find me
a girl who will say, “Have your way from behind me,”
I’ll be what I am: A missionary man. (Missionary man.)

I get so bummed, it’s humdrum doin’ one thing
the same way, ev’ry day.

Once in a while doggie style is a fun thing
for a change, it’s not too strange.

Don’t know that I will, but until I can find me
a girl who will say, “Have your way from behind me,”
I’ll be what I am: A missionary man. (Missionary man.)



Don’t know that I will, but until I can find me
a girl who will say, “It’s OK from behind me,”
I’ll be what I am: A missionary man. (Missionary man.)