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Song Parodies -> "Cheap Car 'O Mine"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Cheap Car 'O Mine"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

When it last ran
To my chagrin they towed it
But then I know it's blowin' smog

Rust in the springs
The rings have knocked since summer
Now I believe I'll have to jog


Damn...f*cking fan
Screeching loud
Much in need
Clutch is screwwwwwd

Cheap car 'o mine
This heap's never run too good

What will I find
When I peek under this hood?

So now I

Look at my plight
And start my Christmas wishin'
I'll need to get transmission tuned

Runnin' in spurts
Squirtin' oil 'till it smolders
I'll be parked on the shoulder soon

Worn
Tranny's torn
Screechin' loud
Know I need
Somethin' new

Cheap car 'o mine
(Light bulb snapped on where I stood!)

Sleek new design!
And more horses under hood

Go,,, go... go

{Musical interlude as I rip out engine and transmission and replace with my new, environmentally friendly innovation}

Fleet hamster drive
Damn, the wheels are spinnin' good

And I arrive
Quicker than I ever could

Fleet hamster drive

{fade as I drive off very slowly}

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Guy - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You went from hung up transmission to hum like a hamster. Those little guys sure spin those wheels. A candidate could platform this idea in the New Hamster primaries. You may just have something there Dee. Here's 5 sacks of hamster food for your early Christmas present..
alvin - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully written...it sings itself
PMS - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Dee Range's mind pro-duces parodies good. I feel inclined to vote fives as well I should...
Roger Wood - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Damn! I was going to do this one - I'll do Gene Pitney instead.
Joe Haynes - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Neil is definitely a "Diamond" to parody. Good job. Triple nickels 5-5-5.
Kristof Robertson - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Since my car is running like a fat, two-legged dog at the mo', I totally relate to this, Dee. 555 bucks spent at the mechanics.
Rick C - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Absolutely love this, Dee! 555
AFW - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This Car-ody goes right down the road...
adagio - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Really good! I'm glad to see that you are as funny as when I was here before. 5's
Dee Range.. - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy, alvin, PMS, Roger, Joe, Kristof, Rick, Afw, and Adagio. Happy Thanksgiving to all and hope you have a wonderful Holiday season
MrMacphisto - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
*imitates Axel Rose* Whoa uh uh oh... Cheap car of mine... 5-5-5
stuart mcarthur - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Fleet hamster drive??!! LOL! Your genius Dee, is getting your subs to sound so like the OS that you can actually hear it playing, and managing to get LOL lines in there at the same time- wonderful - 555

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