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Song Parodies -> "Teen Caroline"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Teen Caroline"

Parody Written by:

Alan Hochbaum

The Lyrics

Where on the map
Was your brain bravely goin’
And did it take some thoughts along

Didn’t it sting
Your answer was quite a bummer
You went and got everything wrong

Maps, the Iraq,
Check one out
Use the key
Use a clue

Teen Caroline
Were you 5 when you first stood?
You’re just behind
But I think that it’s for good

But now I

Think of that night
And you don’t seem so dopey
But can you even spell IQ?

You’re not alert
Lerts all live somewhere colder
At least that’s what your mom told you

Mom, Pageant Mom
Trailer Mom
Unforked Tree

Teen Caroline
Is your head made out of wood
You blew our minds
You were barely understood

Oh, no no

Teen Caroline
Was the talk show circuit good?
You couldn’t find
Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood

Teen Caroline…

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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McKludge - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Aw, leave the poor girl alone. It's not her fault they sent her to the Dan Quayle School for Public Speaking. 555
Miss Hot Forty-Something GA - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
This was good and original. So many of the parodies of her are so obvious in their use of the words she used. And i personally believe...that some people don't have we need to help bananas and the Iraq in their future for US Americans.
Below Average Dave - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I have to admit, I didn't see that coming. . . Best line was "Can you even spell IQ". . .classic.
Ann Hammond - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm down with Miss Hot's thoughts on this one... funny and when its harsh, its in a clever way... fav? "unforked family tree" Ha!
John Barry - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
A beauty.
Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job, Alan. Glad you were inspired. ;)

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