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Song Parodies -> "Folly, Foley"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Holy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Folly, Foley"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

This song might strike some as explicit, but the things politicians do these days often are of that nature. Remember Clinton? Well, as Ron would say, "Here we go again!"
Folly, Foley lies
Dreams of banging guys
His emails, very crude
This he believes in?
Folly, Foley
Folly, Foley lies
Wanting younger men
And he comes
Hastert says he never knew
Folly, Foley!

Bang a page
Bang a young male page
Whip it out
Here it comes!

Email the boy in the dead of the night
And his prick's gonna rise in his fly
Touch a man who's way underage
Shift the blame, man, he's gonna lie
And he lies
And he lies

Folly, man-boy love
Takes some lonely page
And his seed
Will fill some boy's mouth tomorrow
Folly, Foley!

Bang a page
Bang a young male page
Whip it out
Here it comes!

Email the boy in the dead of the night
And his prick's gonna rise in his pants
Touch a man who's way underage
Shift the blame, man, he's gonna lie
And he lies
And he lies, yeah!

Folly, Foley's gone
He had to resign
Folly, man-boy love
Foley, that's not love!
©2006 Michael W. McVey

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Michael McVey - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
OK, now let's hear from someone other than Foley's campaign manager!--MM
Michael Pacholek - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but I had to dock you a point. Let me refresh your memory: Clinton's... I'll use the word "squeeze"... was, however immature, an adult. And no crimes were proven regarding said relationship. This is far worse, and for covering it up for a year (at least), Speaker Hastert should lose his job. Of course, Foley's campaign manager is out of a job. Republicans can't be trusted to protect our jobs! But it was still a good parody.
DD - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Good parody. The second parody with this title this week - but the first whose author had the nerve to enable comments. And don't you love the way Mr. Pacholek dismisses lying under oath as not a proven crime?
Michael McVey - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
DD and MP -- Pacholek is correct about Clinton's partners being of age, though from what I know not all of the affairs were consensual like Monica's. DD, I agree in your case that Clinton did commit some other acts that were illegal. IMO probably the most serious of them all was his sale of nuclear tech secrets to China. In any case, I don't make any excuses for Foley just because he's GOP. What he did was absolutely wrong, no matter who does it. There was a scandal like this in the '80s, and now it is happening again. Something clearly needs to be done, perhaps as drastic as eliminating pages altogether. Thanks for the comments. Those who know me know I take freedom of speech quite seriously. -- MM
Immoral Liberal - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
DD - I'm sorry - please explain to me how Internet sex with underage boys by a pedophile is not as bad as "lying under oath"? There was no reason for the witch hunt and waste of taxpayer money to investigate sex between two consenting adults - it was nobody's business. Here, we have a proven pedophile preying on underage boys, and then engaging in sex over the Internet. And your answer is - at least he didn't lie about it? Wow, you are in for quite a crash when the kool aid wears off. The hypocrisy is staggering.
DD - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Immoral Liberal - Please do not attribute statements to me that I did not make. Mr. Pacholek stated that the Clinton/Lewinsky situation did not involve a crime. I suggested otherwise. I no way did I defend or excuse the actions of Representative Foley.
Immoral Liberal - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I think the crime of a pedophile trolling and engaging in Internet sex with helpless, impressionable children is far greater than a lie by an adult who has engaged in consensual sex. A far greater crime. And to make matters worse, the republicans covered it up for six years. For six years a male pedophile was allowed to continue to seduce underage boys - another crime. Talk about a crime, looking into President Clinton's private life should have never gone on. Rest assured that the Foley pedophilia crime and the crime of the coverup will be investigated real fast. (You might want to go out and catch Osama before November.)

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