Good advice, Stuart.

Personally, I think not mooning is overrated...

Funny stuff, Stuart...a great OS...and I'm glad you delivered on "Houston, we've got a problem," because I waiting for it after I'd read the intro...=)

"I waiting for it?"

TGIF...

thanks John

thanks Arwen - and well, yes, I don't really have a friend called Houston, and so no, I didn't coincidentally find myself in a "problem situation" with him - and yes, I am a manipulative fraud - I think that's one of my great strengths - but at least you waiting for it :-)

thanks for poking holes in this way too serious song...5s

Very cheeky, Stu! Funny stuff...555

No friend called HOUSTON? Stuart, you LIED in a parody! The shame....;-) This was, as per usual, very McArthurish and VERY funny. 555

I realize I've used this joke before, but... This one deserves a toast: Bottoms up!

Flashy and very funny...

So that's not a common form of greeting in Australia? That's funny, this Aussie biker that I met many years ago was quite fond of mooning folks, especially on first meeting...I remember one time he had a bit much to drink (surprise, huh?) and tossed up on all over his t-shirt...which I think he would have been perfectly content to leave on for the remainder of the evening...but someone suggested we get something to eat after the bar closed and he wanted to come along...so, living across the street , I offered to get him a un-chucked upon rag...I brought him one that an acquaintance who went to the University of Southern California (USC) had given me...I had a full beard at the time and the t-shirt had a high neck that was not comfortable with the beard...I put it on once and had never worn it again, so I gave it Kevin...he goes "USC? Whot's that stand for, mate...You Suck C...?" So we're are at a Denny's later and a very tall, attractive blonde with VERY long legs walks by and Kevin, in his rather inimitable manner makes an EXCEEDINGLY crude remark suggesting what they might do together, perhaps later that evening...and she raises her nose and keeps walking...so Kevin goes, "Whot's wrong whit that blught-ee bird?" (I hope I'm getting the accent close there). So I go..."Maybe she doesn't like College guys." OH...5's for your parody...

not a bum deal 555

This was good. 555

thanks, alvin - you're right, it is a pretentious little OS isn't it? - I still like it though...

thanks Rick

no, I confess I don't have a friend called Houston, Kristof. He had a falling out with my best mate Albuquerque, and I had to make a tough choice (sigh) - but your 5s have cheered me up :-)

thanks MP, and AFW

Paul - I laughed last time you told me the story of your yobbo Aussie mate wearing your USC T-shirt, but I found it even funnier this time, now I know you better - gee that proves I must have been around this site for a while now - sheesh

thanks LL LeeBee, thanks carol

{Aside} Stuart re Mr Brown ;) Yes it is about a real Mr. Brown..... who does as I say at top of song...... the camera and some of the pictures it has taken (worth a look!) can be found here gfbrown.co.uk ;-)

wow, those are some beautiful panoramic landscapes, LL LeeBee - I've bookmarked the website so I can show them around

As Bugs Bunny would say, I knew Stuart shoulda made that right toin at Albu-qoi-qee.

Glad you enjoyed Stuart - one roll of film = one picture! ;-)

you're onto me Michael - thanks to that one line from that one cartoon, there's daylight between Albuquerque and the next funniest US city - which would be what? (vox pop)

Stuart, you know I THOUGHT I might have told that story before here...but it's such a GOOD story, I just can't pass up an opportunity to tell it again...I think I did a little fancier embroidery on it this time, but it was just such a priceless experience and great memory from wild & wooly past times. Glad you enjoyed it.

Hahahaha funny stuff mate!!! DKTOS but all 5s anyways!!! Must say prior to reading this parody, I've NEVER known a girl to chuck browneyes, it's more of a bloke thing!!! And I'm unfortunate enough to have to put up with my workmates flashing their hairy arses at me and even spreading their cheeks, yuck!!! And they even do it while I'm eating lunch!!! Are you sure this chick isn't a tomboy???

ha, you "crack" me up, Troy! - thanks