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Song Parodies -> "Girl, You Really Shouldn't Moon"

Original Song Title:

"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Girl, You Really Shouldn't Moon"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

My mate Houston and I picked up this female hitch-hiker. She was fun, but gee she had some weird habits. I felt morally-bound to offer her some advice

Girl
I've gotta talk to you...

I like you so much, you're a real cool girl
since we gave you a lift, you've brightened our world
...it's been quite a ride

But one of your habits is makin' us frown
how you wind down the window'n pull your pants down
...and turn on the light

then stick your bottom outside

don't you know
Girl!
you really shouldn't...moon
Please...
pull up your pants

Girl!
you really shouldn't...moon
Please...
hide your en-trance


I'm sure the whole country don't wanna see
the state of your sea
of tranquili-ty
though YOU sure don't mind

Houston, we've got a problem, dude!!
It's a small get for me, but man what a huge...
get for mankind

(what will she do if they're blind?)

don't you know
Girl!
you really shouldn't...moon
Please...
zip up your fly

Girl!
you really shouldn't...moon
to...
those bikie guys


(instrumental)


oh, Girl!
you really shouldn't...moon
Please...
put your butt back

Girl!
you really shouldn't...moon
please...
re-hide your crack

or...
you'll get a smack

No!
please, not your rack!

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John Barry - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good advice, Stuart.
Arwen - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Personally, I think not mooning is overrated...

Funny stuff, Stuart...a great OS...and I'm glad you delivered on "Houston, we've got a problem," because I waiting for it after I'd read the intro...=)
Arwen - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
"I waiting for it?"

TGIF...

stuart mcarthur - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks John

thanks Arwen - and well, yes, I don't really have a friend called Houston, and so no, I didn't coincidentally find myself in a "problem situation" with him - and yes, I am a manipulative fraud - I think that's one of my great strengths - but at least you waiting for it :-)
alvin rhodes - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks for poking holes in this way too serious song...5s
Rick C - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cheeky, Stu! Funny stuff...555
Kristof Robertson - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
No friend called HOUSTON? Stuart, you LIED in a parody! The shame....;-) This was, as per usual, very McArthurish and VERY funny. 555
Michael Pacholek - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I realize I've used this joke before, but... This one deserves a toast: Bottoms up!
AFW - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Flashy and very funny...
Paul Robinson - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
So that's not a common form of greeting in Australia? That's funny, this Aussie biker that I met many years ago was quite fond of mooning folks, especially on first meeting...I remember one time he had a bit much to drink (surprise, huh?) and tossed up on all over his t-shirt...which I think he would have been perfectly content to leave on for the remainder of the evening...but someone suggested we get something to eat after the bar closed and he wanted to come along...so, living across the street , I offered to get him a un-chucked upon rag...I brought him one that an acquaintance who went to the University of Southern California (USC) had given me...I had a full beard at the time and the t-shirt had a high neck that was not comfortable with the beard...I put it on once and had never worn it again, so I gave it Kevin...he goes "USC? Whot's that stand for, mate...You Suck C...?" So we're are at a Denny's later and a very tall, attractive blonde with VERY long legs walks by and Kevin, in his rather inimitable manner makes an EXCEEDINGLY crude remark suggesting what they might do together, perhaps later that evening...and she raises her nose and keeps walking...so Kevin goes, "Whot's wrong whit that blught-ee bird?" (I hope I'm getting the accent close there). So I go..."Maybe she doesn't like College guys." OH...5's for your parody...
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
not a bum deal 555
carol - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This was good. 555
stuart mcarthur - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks, alvin - you're right, it is a pretentious little OS isn't it? - I still like it though...

thanks Rick

no, I confess I don't have a friend called Houston, Kristof. He had a falling out with my best mate Albuquerque, and I had to make a tough choice (sigh) - but your 5s have cheered me up :-)

thanks MP, and AFW

Paul - I laughed last time you told me the story of your yobbo Aussie mate wearing your USC T-shirt, but I found it even funnier this time, now I know you better - gee that proves I must have been around this site for a while now - sheesh

thanks LL LeeBee, thanks carol
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
{Aside} Stuart re Mr Brown ;) Yes it is about a real Mr. Brown..... who does as I say at top of song...... the camera and some of the pictures it has taken (worth a look!) can be found here gfbrown.co.uk ;-)
stuart mcarthur - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, those are some beautiful panoramic landscapes, LL LeeBee - I've bookmarked the website so I can show them around
Michael Pacholek - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
As Bugs Bunny would say, I knew Stuart shoulda made that right toin at Albu-qoi-qee.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad you enjoyed Stuart - one roll of film = one picture! ;-)
stuart mcarthur - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
you're onto me Michael - thanks to that one line from that one cartoon, there's daylight between Albuquerque and the next funniest US city - which would be what? (vox pop)
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart, you know I THOUGHT I might have told that story before here...but it's such a GOOD story, I just can't pass up an opportunity to tell it again...I think I did a little fancier embroidery on it this time, but it was just such a priceless experience and great memory from wild & wooly past times. Glad you enjoyed it.
Troy - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hahahaha funny stuff mate!!! DKTOS but all 5s anyways!!! Must say prior to reading this parody, I've NEVER known a girl to chuck browneyes, it's more of a bloke thing!!! And I'm unfortunate enough to have to put up with my workmates flashing their hairy arses at me and even spreading their cheeks, yuck!!! And they even do it while I'm eating lunch!!! Are you sure this chick isn't a tomboy???
stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
ha, you "crack" me up, Troy! - thanks

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