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Song Parodies -> "I Think I'll Pour Me Some White Wine"

Original Song Title:

"I Thank The Lord For The Night Time"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"I Think I'll Pour Me Some White Wine"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

most folks piss me off and i don't mean maybe
off at five..i'm takin' off...tavern bound
work is done...i run out...and drink like crazy
its...so...soothing...when...the...stuff...goes...down

i think i'll pour me some white wine
to forget the day
crack a jug of the right wine
baby, drink it away

i get a lubrication
way too fried to move
i think i'll pour me some white wine
i think i'll pour a few

you talk about glasses, baby...i've had plenty
never do i seem burned out...just feelin' good
walk a bit funny, whirl...fall on my fanny
seems...a...drunken..time's...a...likelihood

i think i'll pour me some white wine
to forget the day
crack a jug of the right wine
baby, drink it away

i get a lubrication
way too fried to move
i think i'll pour me some white wine
i think i'll pour a few
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Royce Miller - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
whiskey river take my mind
Rick C - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Another good (hic) one, Alvin! 555
AFW - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
A white wine toast to your fine parody...
John Barry - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this. 5s
alvin rhodes - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks royce rick AFW and john
Rod W - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you've just written a great new drinking song. 5s!
Kristof Robertson - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS...but as a fellow alcoholic, I enjoyed this
Johnny D - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You can never parody Neil Diamond too much.

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