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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Chair O' Mine"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Chair O' Mine"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Based on a true story
There in the store
Off in the discount aisle
Something that makes me smile wide

Just what I need
Comfort while I get older
With a cupholder on the side

Boy, La-z-boy
Leaning back, with my feet way up high

Sweet chair o' mine
Extra padding for my ass
Fine naugahyde
It's a chair with lots of class
And so I...

Take it on home
Ready to start relaxing
Watching TV while snacking out

But then I learn
Just who controls the household
As I behold my lack of clout

Large, and in charge
Telling me, that my chair is now yours

Sweet chair's not mine
It belongs now to the cat
"Why me?" I whine
I was not expecting that
Oh no no

Sweet chair's not mine
And it's guarded tooth and claw
That damn feline
Is a Siamese chainsaw
Sweet chair's not mine

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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 5   5

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Jonathan - September 18, 2017 - Report this comment
let me Chair these 5s with you!

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