Song Parodies -> Ari Told Us Lies
| Original Song Title: | "Holly Holy" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ari Told Us Lies" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Dedicated to Bush Press Secretary Ari Fleischer(*POTUS = President of the United States)
(instrumental intro)
Ari told us lies,
Shielding W.
What a scam, a flim-flam.
We don't believe in
What he told us.
Ari's POTUS* team,
Fronting W.
Right wing chums.
Ari spun just like a Bush shill.
Ari's phony.
Spin is wrong.
Spin is wrong, so wrong.
Spin and pout.
Spin is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...
Yeah!
Yeah!
The Dim Son is the head of the Right.
But Dim Son's not too wise, it's no lie.
Such a man who can't talk will fight
And that same man, we will defy.
We'll defy.
We'll defy...
Ari protects Shrub.
Faker who's reviled.
Yes, indeed.
We foresee more Bush-run sorrow.
Ari's phony.
Spin is wrong.
Spin is wrong, so wrong.
Spin and pout.
Spin is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...
Yeah!
Yeah!
The Dim Son is the head of the Right.
But Dim Son's not too wise, it's no lie.
Such a man who can't talk will fight
And that same man, we will defy
We'll defy.
We'll defy...
Ari's POTUS team
Fronting W.
Ari protects Shrub.
Ari protects Shrub...
Ari told us lies,
Shielding W.
What a scam, a flim-flam.
We don't believe in
What he told us.
Ari's POTUS* team,
Fronting W.
Right wing chums.
Ari spun just like a Bush shill.
Ari's phony.
Spin is wrong.
Spin is wrong, so wrong.
Spin and pout.
Spin is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...
Yeah!
Yeah!
The Dim Son is the head of the Right.
But Dim Son's not too wise, it's no lie.
Such a man who can't talk will fight
And that same man, we will defy.
We'll defy.
We'll defy...
Ari protects Shrub.
Faker who's reviled.
Yes, indeed.
We foresee more Bush-run sorrow.
Ari's phony.
Spin is wrong.
Spin is wrong, so wrong.
Spin and pout.
Spin is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...
Yeah!
Yeah!
The Dim Son is the head of the Right.
But Dim Son's not too wise, it's no lie.
Such a man who can't talk will fight
And that same man, we will defy
We'll defy.
We'll defy...
Ari's POTUS team
Fronting W.
Ari protects Shrub.
Ari protects Shrub...
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