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Song Parodies -> "Just Missed It Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Just Missed It Song"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Someone trying to jump over a barbed wire fence and not quite making it
My nuts hanging, from the old barbed wire
That loss ripping my gizmo
Untried peril, saying jump a bit higher
The Dope messed up this episode

Now my body shows, no mercy for just jumping low
Can't remake that region right
I've just lost, the pair I've, come to know
I'll find it hard to sleep, tonight

I know my man-hoods gone away
Unloaded all my joy and goodies on this day
Now every other child, is gonna try
To see if their gear, really knows how to fly

And so I'm suffering this awful phase
Slid from hung, to missing two
Although I've just said, many times, many ways
I just missed it, you two

Instrumental

And so I'm suffering this awful phase
Slid from hung, to missing two
Although I've just said, many times, many ways
I just missed it, you two


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