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Song Parodies -> "Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"Fascination"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

Constipation by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
It is constipation, I know.
That explains why I couldn’t go.
‘Tho I pushed and strained, the fecal mass remained,
And made me uncomfortable all day, and so . . .

Then laxatation I tried,
And finally I went, bona fide.
I’m so happy now, I could eat a cow.
It’s surprising what sorts of things give us pride.
Copyright 2017 by Jeffrey Moran

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