(Her) L is for the louse who's leaving me
(Her) O is obvious that you agree
(Him) V is VD, VD that you gave my pee-pee
(Him) E is everyone
..that you have taken up..

(Both) Love is what we don't make any more
(Him) Love has left my genitalia sore
(Her) It's your chance, don't duck it
(Her) "Take my heart", (Him) no pass the bucket
(Both) Love's not made by me and you

(Him) T is for the way you took my stuff
(Her) * well double-you's more than enough
(Him) * is absolutely, but alas not mutely
(Her) * is terrifying,
..interminabl-ly lying

(Her) D is for the dickhead (Him) (I am not)
(Her) * is infantile idiot
(Him) * is wet and salty (Her) (no, your definition's faulty)
(Him) * is for the kick
..you gave me, right here in the...

(Her) C is for the complete cock you are
(Him) * is your unusual tastes - bizarre
(Her) * is never, ever come back here, no not forever
(Him) * is for the twenty
..partners that you've had since Thursday


(Both) "Love" is just one more four-letter word
(Her) "****"'s another one, (Him) like "shit", and "turd"
(Her) Screw yourself, you bastard
Might have known that you were plastered
(Him) "****"'s the name I use for you

(Her) "****"'s the name I use for you
(Both) "****"'s the name I use for you