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Song Parodies -> "Pantyhose"

Original Song Title:

"Ramblin' Rose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Pantyhose"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

This likely was recorded in the 50's by Nat King Cole, I'm not sure it's the 60's. Also recorded by Hank Snow and others.
Pantyhose, pantyhose
How they travel, to your nose
Likely made by some deranged guy
So I don't buy those pantyhose

Ravel on, ravel on
When those snags are deep and long
Who will wear you
I can't bear you
Evil pair, you, those pantyhose

Pantyhose, pantyhose
Who would want to suffer those?
Just a garment meant for torment
Women lament those pantyhose

Control top, make it stop!
you just create a belly flop
There's the trash can
There you go, man
it's a bad plan, those pantyhose
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LucidLupin LeeBee - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
555 tight parody ;)
AFW - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Great work, Royce....Yes, It was l949 or 50 when Nat done this...fine pacing, too..
alvin rhodes - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
i support your panty hose...5s
Royce Miller - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
LucidLupin--you mean suffocating?
Meriadoc - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
A subject a hobbit would know nothing about, but sounds accurate! ;-)
Royce Miller - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Meriadoc--well, I'm glad you don't have to know about it, first-hand. Nice to hear from you.
Johnny D - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't worn pantyhose, but I have worn tights on stage --- so I can at least partially relate.
John Jenkins - April 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good humor and wordplay.

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