-> "Draggin' Her Body Back Home"
Original Song Title:
"Walkin' My Baby Back Home"
Parody Song Title:
"Draggin' Her Body Back Home"
The Lyrics
Gee, but it's great, after bitin' my date,
Draggin' her body back home'
Mile after mile over meadow and stile
Draggin' her body back home
She came with me quite innocently,
I told her my name was 'Jerome'
Now 'post-assault' I don't wanna be caught,
Draggin' her body back home.
We stop by a farm, I take her into my arms
In one final lover's embrace
She's not quite drained yet and I love to get
Her blood all over my face
Her head flops back, and her jaw it goes slack
The blood on her lips starts to foam
Oh how I yearn to see my baby turn
While draggin' her body back home
Now I have fed, she will join the un-dead
And she'll need to stay out of the light
And soon she will be, a vampire like me,
She'll only go out at night
When she comes to, she'll be Nosferatu,
And tomorrow night, together we'll roam
Together we'll cruise and our victims we'll chose,
Walkin 'with my baby
Stalkin' with my baby
Bitin' with my baby
(I don't mean maybe)
Then draggin' the bodies back home
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