-> "Show Us (POTUS v. Minerals Management Service and BP)"
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"Show Us (POTUS v. Minerals Management Service and BP)"
Creeps! I've done plenty of mud-slinging
I feel like wringing
Tony's neck on yacht
I'm such a kick-ass! Hear me rumble
And roar and grumble
People, I'm so ....
THE AMERICAN PUBLIC:
Words, words, words! Look, Barack, you turd --
Casting blame at "that louse"
'Cause the spill, they can't douse
Now, why don't you clean your own house?
Permits too loose ... From MMS --
-- Led to this mess? Blow up!
Part of your team: Up to their necks:
Cocaine and sex? Throw up!
Bureaucrats are bedding with the oil guys all night
Don't make a speech; root out this blight
Anyone who's taking bribes, neglecting oversight
Lock up in prison real tight
Fire their butts! Don't change their name
End to their game: Stop it! "Cop" it!
Leadership, show; Clean up this cess
Can you say, "Yes, We Can" now"?
Shooooow .... us how!
Don't bend our ears; black is the Shelf
Clean it yourself -- mop it!
No good: your staff'; no good at all
Having a "ball"! Pop it!
Never do inspections, 'cause erections: top of list
(Not of the steel, but of their jissed)
Had they done their jobs, no globs: the waters still would gleam
But hollow words make us scream!
Find fine folks fair, not "hands in till":
Watching the drill: Owe us! Show us!
Don't prattle on, reading your lines
Get them long jail terms and fines
Shoooow...... us nowwwww!!!!!
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