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Song Parodies -> "Must Be Jigsaw"

Original Song Title:

"Must Be Santa"

Original Performer:

Mitch Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Must Be Jigsaw"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Back again are my Halloween Carols! I have a bunch of them planned and here is the first one to kick it off! Based on the "Saw" franchise.
Who's big bear trap will take your life?
Jigsaw's big bear trap will take your life

Makes you chop your leg off with a knife
Jigsaw makes you chop your leg off with a knife

Take your life
With a knife

Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!

Locks you up in a warehouse shed
Jigsaw locks you up in a warehouse shed

Pumps in poison gas till you're dead
Jigsaw pumps in poison gas till you're dead

Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife

Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!

Who makes a maze that's really gross?
Jigsaw makes a maze that's really gross

Helped by Amanda the crack ho
Jigsaw's helped by Amanda the crack ho

The crack ho
Really gross
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife

Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!

Who spells your doom if you're a pain?
Jigsaw spells your doom if you're a pain

Who has a twisted messed up brain?
Jigsaw has a twisted messed up brain

Messed up brain
You're a pain
The crack ho
Really gross
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife

Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!

Slasher, Gangster
Cancer Victim
Hostage Humans
Can't outwit him

Slasher, Gangster
Cancer Victim
Hostage Humans
Can't outwit him

Messed up brain
You're a pain
A crack ho
Really gross
Warehouse shed
Till you're dead
Take your life
With a knife

Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!

Must be Jigsaw, Must be Jigsaw
Must be Jigsaw cause he's nuts!

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Scare crow - November 14, 2016 - Report this comment
This puzzles me
Rob Arndt - November 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Wasn't it "Saw" that originated the torture porn genre? 555 ingenious way of slaying victims!
John Lomain - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
funny

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