Prosty, the Ho-Man was a naughty drag queen ho:
With the pornstar rack and the fishnet hose
And a butt-flap for his hole!

Prosty, the Ho-Man was a fairy male they say;
Johnny, Jane or Joe, if you paid in blow
How he came to like fun lays!

He must have been on Prozac or sildenafil citrate,
For when you slipped it in his drink
Then he ended up prostrate, for...

Prosty, the Ho-Man was a live-ass he turned she!
And the bull dykes say he'd sell ass all day
And be free of HIV!

Prosty, the Ho-Man knew the johns were hot that day;
So he said, "Hey, Hon, wanna have some fun?
I'm your whore if you can pay!

"I'll do the village, or a homesick Englishman!"
Running here and there, telling all the squares,
"I'll corrupt you with my can!"

He's so renowned, the freaks of town,
The undercover cops
All would know that Prosty blow job when
They heard johns holler, "Stop!," for....

Prosty, the Ho-Man, had to hurry on his way;
As he waved goodbye,
"Here's a condom, guy,
To prevent the clap and AIDS!"

Humpity-hump-hump,
Humpity-hump-hump,
Look at Prosty go!
Humpity-hump-hump,
Humpity-hump-hump,
Whoring for pills or blow!