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Song Parodies -> "Don't Touch Me (The Dead Zone)"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Touch This"

Original Performer:

MC Hammer

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Touch Me (The Dead Zone)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This show is pretty good too...I guess I'm on a USA kick today
Don't touch me (Repeat 5x)

My oh my that semi hit me so hard
Made them say "Oh my God"
Nurses undressing me
Grabbed the nurse by the hand and now I see
Burnt wood, 'cause the house burnt down
Little girl's there but no one is around
They saved her in a rush
Johnny's my name, um...don't touch

I can see the future
(Don't touch me)
I can see how you're living and if you die
(Don't touch me)
I can see through your eyes, man
(Don't touch me)
It's all pretty weird, isn't it
(Don't touch me)

Woke up quick, at last
Just like that, seven years went past
I moved, onto my feet
I walk with a cane when I'm out on the street
I'm strolling...Hold on
Something touched my hand, now I know that something's wrong
Like that...or that
Now I'm on a mission and I'm on the right track
And Bruce says I'm too much
Say what you want, but...don't touch

Sir, I told you
(Don't touch me)
I've got glove on my hands
(Don't touch me)
Oh no, I just touched something
(Don't touch me)

Whether it's dead, or living
I see things, and what I'm giving 'em
Now, Is info
You come talk to Johnny if you really wanna know
No hype, I'm right
Cops keep sweating me, don't wanna fight
My brain has learned
A new way to work , and as far as I'm concerned
My powers are legit
You can't fake me out so you might as well quit

That's the truth because you know...

Don't touch me (Repeat 3x)

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, psychic time

Every time you see me, you know I'm probably right
It works in the day and it's working late at night
Now how did I ever start doing this?
The answer from the doctor: 'I just don't get it'
I've toured around the world, I always save the day
It's "Johnny, hey Johnny, look at Johnny, yay Johnny"
But for now...just go away
Don't touch me

Don't touch me (Repeat 8x)
Copyright wam2002!

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