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Song Parodies -> "Dee Range, Well..."

Original Song Title:

"Teen Angel"

Original Performer:

Mark Dinning

Parody Song Title:

"Dee Range, Well..."

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

DKTOS? That's just as well, as it's pretty morbid. But when thinking of OS titles to parallel this subject, the "Dee Range"="Teen Ange-" thought refused to allow any others even to be considered. Morbid OS lyrics here. Not-so-morbid Midi here.
Dee Range, well...
Dee Range, well...
Dee Range, well...
Ooh, ooh...

That fateful night I felt stonewalled
High humor, life did lack
At AmIRight I dwelt, enthralled
By brain so plainly wack

Dee Range, well...
Snores in dreams: prize
Dee Ho'-hell...
Krispy Kremes: thighs
Sad the day that Rocky died
Is Dicken's Cider deep inside?

He wrote what I was looking for
Alleviate: my plight
Too bad, when cutting ding-a-ling
They made an error, slight

Dee Range, swell...
Naked, stark: bash
Dee Range, dwell...
Trailer park trash
Whines how trip to Vegas sucks
And he still owes me twenty bucks

Just "sweet sixteen"?
Old maid, to him
They've taken him away
In prison, ten years paid for quim
"No grass on field? Let's play!" [1]

Dee Range, smell...
Glutton eating
Nice change -- tell:
Homeless feeding
Something here for ev'ryone
This volunteer is born to pun!

Dee Range, well...
Dee Range, well...
And, Sir, me: please!

[1] Refers to joke about how to tell whether a girl is old enough to have intimate relations: "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

© 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
nice tribute....i always check out dee's stuff
TT - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, thanks.
Dee, if you see this, is it OK to ask how Patty is doing? Well, I hope, but no need to reply should you not care to.
PMS - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Dee-lightful tribute. I'm shelling out some fives for the Turtle!
Dee Range - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Tommy, thanks for this, I really enjoyed it, as did Patty. This is a favorite OS of hers. Unfortunately, she is losing this battle with pancreatic cancer, which has spread to liver, kidney, gallbladder and now lungs. Doctors give her 4=6 weeks, tops. I have emailed the American Biologics Clinic in Mexico for possible alternative treatmeants not authorized in the US yet, but I have not heard back from them. Thanks for caring.
AFW - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Poem, Poem on Dee Range...In a cleverly Dee slanted way..5's
2Eagle - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Good play on words.
Stuart McArthur - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry there's no good news Dee - loved this, TT - taking tributes to a new level - it was fun (and so easy!) revisiting some fine Dee moments this way - 555 - (and you're right, it's a shocker of an OS - and that MIDI makes it sound like a marching song)
Tommy Turtle - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Dee, I didn't realize that the hospital itself had changed its name from American Biologics Clinic to "Hospital Ingles" (English Hospital). Call the hospital directly at 800-227-4458 or 619-429-8200, tomorrow if no answer tonight. Let them know of the urgency of the situation. Be prepared for some broken English; it's been years since I visited. It's still going to work out.
Hospital Website - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
btw, if you would like to talk , click author name and there is enuf info there to email me a ph# -- or go to his website and pull the address from there - username at yeehaw daht calm
Clarification - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
not "Tommy Turtle", but the username at his website.
TT - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
PMS, thanks ... AFW, good one! (lol) .. thanks ... 2Eagle, thanks... Stuart McArthur, thanks... I agree about the Midi... missed you around here... drank your brews while you were MIA, didn't think you'd mind :)
Larry Hensley - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good tribute parody!
Red Ant - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Dee, I'm sorry things are not working out right now for your sister Patty. Very nice tribute Tommy Turtle.
Stephen Harrington - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, pretty good, midi is alittle hard to follow, but I got the hang of it.
TT - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry Hensley, thanks... Red Ant, thanks... Stephen Harrington, thanks... they gum them up with intros, background music... I too wish they would make the melodies a little more prominent. Thanks for sticking with it.

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