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Song Parodies -> "Two Cases Have I"

Original Song Title:

"Two Faces Have I"

Original Performer:

Lou Christie

Parody Song Title:

"Two Cases Have I"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

I don't want the world to know
I don't want my cans to show

Two cases have I - oh - I
I - I - I - I - I - I - I
I - oh - I
I - I - I - I - I - I - I

I pretend that it's soda
Hide in cart in rear
Grocery store, when I go ta:
It's really beer

Two cases have I
One each: Bud and Miller High
Two cases have I
One to drink and one to fry*

Will I ever drive again?
Cops never see me dry
Lose my license, five years in the pen
If one more DUI!

Lie, oh lie,
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie

Oh, lie, oh lie,
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie

Two cases have I - I
I - I - I - I - I - I - I

Weekly meetings at AA
So help me, swear off booze
All 12 steps I so sincerely say;
During breaks, pop some brews!

I pretend that I'm sober
Sh*tfaced am I
On binge since last October
"On the wagon?" What lie!

Two cases have I
Every day, a couple, buy
Two cases have I
Knock it down with shot of rye

De-ny, de-ny
-Ny, -ny,-ny, -ny, -ny, -ny, -ny,
De-ny, de-ny
-Ny, -ny,-ny, -ny, -ny, -ny, -ny...

*as in "Beer-battered shrimp", etc.

© 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks like we're both thinkin' drinkin'....this one is funny and serious..dramatic comedy..unbeatable combo
alvin rhodes - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
matches the smirky tone of the OS well
John Barry - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Three fives have I.
TT - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, alvin, John Barry, thanks.

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