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Song Parodies -> "I'm On the Outside (Looking In)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm On the Outside (Looking In)"

Parody Song Title:

"I'm On the Outside (Looking In)"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Doo-wop OS lyrics here.
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

I'm on the outside looking in (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Through the window-pane, here I am again, looking inside, ri-ight through
You're undressing in my view, so I'm stuck here, just like glue
'Cause I love to ogle you (to ogle you)

I'm on the outside looking in (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
I don' wanna be, I don' wanna be caught on the outside by a cop
I'm here hiding in your hedge
Peering o'er your window ledge
Waiting for your pants to drop

I better run away, I better run away, a-and quickly, but I can't
Brassiere's in my ey-e-e-e-e-e-e-s
Unsnap, but turn your back,
But then, to my surprise (shows me the prize!)

On the outside looking in (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Ev'ry single day, peek at your display of private part, dear, once again
Are you fond of flashing men? I'll give rating, dear, of "10"
On the back porch, looking in (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Please don't turn your back again; I will wait till don't know when
Through the screen door, looking in (ooh, ooh, ooh)
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
On the outside looking in (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

----looking in
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Though I gotta pee, hot Madonna, she; always gonna be looking in

© 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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alvin - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
funny stuff....glad i took a peek
John Barry - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Lookin' good.
TT - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin and John Barry, thanks.
AFW - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Aha..a peeping Tom-my Turtle, eh? Fine is 555
TT - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, lol! good one... thanks A.
Patrick - May 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I just figured out that control for linking to older entries. Some nice visuals in this one. Last night the local rerun channel was showing a made for TV movie about a teen beauty pageant. A boy was looking through the dressing room window and taking pictures with a Polaroid camera. I heard Polaroid was going to make an instant camera again after they found out there were some things digital couldn't do.
Tommy Turtle - May 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Patrick: Congrats on earning your first Geek Merit Badge! :-D

Not exactly sure what a Polaroid™ could do that digital couldn't, other than print the copy instantly with no other equipment, bot OTOH, digital pics can be uploaded to the Web without having to scan them first, as required with a "hard copy" (yes, that really is the term for paper vs. digital - *really* -- but take the pun anyway! ;).... and many such pics do indeed seem to end up on the Web.

Pleasant surprise to find your comment, given the announced distaste for the racy, but thanks!

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