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Song Parodies -> "Carly Fiorina"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Ballerina"

Original Performer:

Left Banke

Parody Song Title:

"Carly Fiorina"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Donald Trump was right! This woman has a face of stone. Even when she smiles, she looks like a bitch!! It's not her fault, it is what it is. What IS her fault is that she took a $21 million bonus from Hewlett-Packard after shipping thousands of American jobs overseas.
The last debate was won by Carly Fiorina
She sounded stronger than the rest of the clown car
They asked about her escapades at Hewlett-Packard
Just watch her lie.....yeah
Just watch her lie about it all

They polled us yesterday, they will again tomorrow
It will not change the fact, we know she lied
Her "Golden Parachute" was worth 21 million
Somewhere some jobs are moving
Too bad they're moving overseas

Lie, lie lie lie......Lie, Lie..........

I wouldn't want a face like Carly Fiorina
Cuz' even when she smiles, she looks like she's frowning
She told off Donald Trump and that was enlightening
Was Trump surprised? Yeah
Were we surprised? No not at all

"Meet The Press" is on every Sunday morning
I turn on my TV to find there's Carly
And something strange within says
"Why would you vote for her?"
That's quite a scowl, yeah
And when she smiles, it'll still be there"
still be there,
still be there

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 11

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Peter Andersson - October 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm giving you 5s for the title switch alone - what a perfect find! Reminds me of when I found an OS called "Sleeping King" and just had to write one about horror master Stephen Ditto.
Rob Arndt - October 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Looks like Peter commented but forgot to vote as no 5s. But I'll give you 5s for the parody. I wouldn't label Fiorina the B-word, just "feisty!" She did well in the second Republican Debate. Having to compete with the big boys, I thought she would borrow from M's comment from a Bond movie, "The benefit of not having a pair of balls is that I don't have to think with them all the time!"

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