I was grimy, baby, I mean slimy
Shovelin' poop with Jack and Hymie
Wet down my hide, so scummy, I need it
I had to lather it up, ah
I had to lather it up

Ohhh
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove

We shot paint balls
While cleanin' out the horse stalls
We got pooped on
Baby, baby, doin' our bird calls
Wet, wet down my hide
So scummy I need it
I had to bubble my bath, ah
I had to bubble my bath

Ohhh
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove
Used a whole bar o' Dove

You've got to lather me, yeah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
No, no, no, no, ah
Dove, Dove, Dow-ow-ow-ow-ove
Oh, soap, oh

I've been knee-deep
Yeah baby, in a dung heap
In the pig sty, baby, I fell fast asleep
Flay, flay down my hide
I gotta Brillo it up
I gotta Brillo every inch of my hide
I gotta Brillo my hide
Suds, oh soap, go nuts, ah

Ohhh
Gotta Brillo with Dove
Gotta Brillo with Dove
Gotta Brillo with Dove
Gotta Brillo with Dove

Into the night
Scrubbin', I need it
Dooooooove

Lye, lye, lye, lye
Lye, lye, lye, lye, ahh

Spray for me, hose
I gotta take a backyard bath
Hey, oh, hey, oh, ahh
Hey, oh, oooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Hoo-ma, ma, hey

Epidermis, flay me
Epidermis, flay me
Epidermis, flay me
Ahh, epidermis, flay me
Wuh, way-hoh, oo-ohh