Song Parodies -> "Lindsay Lohan (She's Just a Moron)"

Original Song Title:

"Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"

Original Performer:

"Lindsay Lohan (She's Just a Moron)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

So Lindsay Lohan's dominating the news all week because she's a celebrity drug addict and just can't stay in prison. Well, who has 2 thumbs and doesn't give a duck about Lindsay Lohan? THIS GIRL! I still chose to write a parody about LiLo. Honestly, she's broken beyond repair. Read on, yo!

With a monitoring anklet and a designer bag
Lindsay… Lohan… She's just a moron
Taking joyrides out in that poor Cadillac
Lindsay… Lohan… She's just a moron

Come on, girl in the big courthouse
Stop getting them bailouts
We all know what your fame is,
So you better go to prison now.

Mandatory, Mandatory drug test you failed
Lindsay… Lohan… She's just a moron
If your conscience hit, you'd still take crazy pills
Lindsay… Lohan… She's just a moron

Come on, girl in the big courthouse
Stop getting them bailouts
We all know what your fame is,
So you better go to prison now.

I remember how you used to be,
Lindsay… Lohan… She's just a moron
You're the cutesy child star from the "Mean Girls" movie
Lindsay… Lohan… She's just a moron

*Solo*

Nobody cares for her, not even inmates
Lindsay… Lohan… She's just a moron
She needs be in jail for more than 3 days
Lindsay… Lohan… She's just a moron

Come on, girl in the big courthouse
Stop getting them bailouts
We all know what your fame is,
So you better go to prison now.

Lindsay… Lohan… She ain't in prison
Lindsay… Lohan… She's real annoying
Lindsay… Lohan… She's just a moron

Sorry if I haven't been making parodies as much, I'm so busy with school and activities!

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Old Man Ribber - September 29, 2010 - Report this comment

carly - Contribute when you can. Occasional carly is much better than no carly. Good as usual. ;D

Slice Blimp Rider - September 29, 2010 - Report this comment

Great parody, and you picked a great OS to use. That means you know your culture from your trash. Don't forget about Paris Hilton's 46 minute DUI sentence. I was in a hotel lounge eating the free continental breakfast and Faux News had a "special report" on Paris' release. Tongues were waggiing all around. If I had a 45 I would've done the Elvis stunt. I rarely watch TV news - it's crap. Keep up the wonderful witty work!

Dr. Oliver Clozoff - September 29, 2010 - Report this comment

GREAT idea for a parody and nicely executed. Made me LOL.

WarrenB - September 29, 2010 - Report this comment

Title switch of the day! The title alone made me crack up.

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