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Song Parodies -> "Choreday Soon"

Original Song Title:

"Someday Soon"

Original Performer:

Judy Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Choreday Soon"

Parody Written by:

Dreaded Mom Lady

The Lyrics

There's a button that I know that’s missing, heard it drop
Came from down the bottom of my sweater
Just popped out and left me, why’d the heck it had to pop
Monday soon, goin' to sew it, Monday soon

And I cannot stand it 'cause I ride the mower oh
Another chore that comes and leaves me cryin'
Have to follow it right down the roughest row I know
Tuesday soon, have to mow more, Tuesday soon

When chores I gotta recall, I ain't got a good word to say
Guess it's 'cause others just as bad are takin’ up my days

So drain, you old white Maytag, wash my load for me
I’m pilin' you tonight from top to bottom,
I hate my damned old washday as much as it hates me
Wednesday soon, gettin' with it, Wednesday soon

When it comes to shop, I ain't got a good word to say
Guess it's 'cause last time I had cash was in a younger day

So ring, you old damn register, ring my eats for me
I’m drivin' home tonight from Safeway’s Super Store
I hate my rotting veggie drawer as much as it hates me
Thursday soon, goin' shopping Thursday soon
Weekdays soon, you know it’s choreday soon again

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2Eagle - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
You wrote a good parody about one of my favorite topics.
Timmy1000 - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Her's a good OS and you did a nice parody with it - 555
Dreaded Mom - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks 2Eagle and Timmy1000 - love getting feedback.
Rick D - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, at least you get to ride the mower!

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