Spaded tail and Satan's horns.
I've been this way since I was born.
Vote for me and you've been warned,
More hell is on the way.

But now my ego blocks the sun.
I'm fit to rule o'er everyone.
Socialism's will be done,
If I can get my way.

I've looked at me from Both Sides Now.
From bitch and moan and broken vows.
From press illusions all you'll see,
Is just the lie I'm not, petty.

Moon in June lights up the course,
Illegals use on their way north.
Abortion's killed our future force.
I've looked at votes that way.

Campaign '16 will be a show.
Lib elites laugh at LoFo's.
Of course we care! (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!)
We'll get votes anyway.

I've looked at votes from Both Sides Now.
The dead and fraud and Dem mau-mau.
It's vote deceit that makes us grin.
Without it there's no way, we'll win.

Tears and fears sold to the crowds.
We say, "They're racist!" right out loud.
As democrats we're not too proud;
Our taxes make you bleed.

Now Bill has started acting strange.
And Chelsea's face; it sure has changed.
But I'm the same; I'm still deranged.
The savior that you need.

My mouth it speaks from Both Sides Now.
From tax and spend, and sacred cows.
It's Bill's rhetoric I'll feign.
I really just don't feel, your pain.