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Song Parodies -> "Both Sides Now (Hillary's Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"Both Sides Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Both Sides Now (Hillary's Theme)"

Parody Written by:

TooMuchTime

The Lyrics

Hillary is going to run for president in 2016. I just think her campaign needs a truthful theme song.
Spaded tail and Satan's horns.
I've been this way since I was born.
Vote for me and you've been warned,
More hell is on the way.

But now my ego blocks the sun.
I'm fit to rule o'er everyone.
Socialism's will be done,
If I can get my way.

I've looked at me from Both Sides Now.
From bitch and moan and broken vows.
From press illusions all you'll see,
Is just the lie I'm not, petty.

Moon in June lights up the course,
Illegals use on their way north.
Abortion's killed our future force.
I've looked at votes that way.

Campaign '16 will be a show.
Lib elites laugh at LoFo's.
Of course we care! (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!)
We'll get votes anyway.

I've looked at votes from Both Sides Now.
The dead and fraud and Dem mau-mau.
It's vote deceit that makes us grin.
Without it there's no way, we'll win.

Tears and fears sold to the crowds.
We say, "They're racist!" right out loud.
As democrats we're not too proud;
Our taxes make you bleed.

Now Bill has started acting strange.
And Chelsea's face; it sure has changed.
But I'm the same; I'm still deranged.
The savior that you need.

My mouth it speaks from Both Sides Now.
From tax and spend, and sacred cows.
It's Bill's rhetoric I'll feign.
I really just don't feel, your pain.

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Callmelennie - November 06, 2013 - Report this comment
This is it! This is the game-changer! They'll never recover from this one ;-D
Either Way With LBJ - November 06, 2013 - Report this comment
And did you know Hillary... "plays for both teams" so to speak? I mean, part of her anger at Bill and Monica is that she wasn't part of the threesome, kno'wh'm'sayin'?
Callmelennie - November 06, 2013 - Report this comment
Actually, EAWLBJ, Hillary once did do a threesome with Monica and Bill. This incident is going to be graphically depicted in an "upcoming", "soon-to-be-released" Martin Scorsese biopic of Bill Clinton called "Goodfellators" ......... Coming soon in a theater near you!
Patrick - November 06, 2013 - Report this comment
Wonderful lines, excellent pacing. The tail and horns, the illegals following the light, the abortion reference. A true classic. See if you can get someone to record this!
Barry J. Mitchel - November 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Great pacing, yes, except at the penultimate line, for which I'd substitute "It's rhetoric of Bill I'll feign." But that was a long time ago, and besides, what difference would it make? ;^)
TooMuchTime - November 08, 2013 - Report this comment
I see the two people from HillBuzz gave me 1's. Thanks, guys!

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