Song Parodies -> "Give Sheep Some Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Give Peace A Chance"

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Original Performer:

"Give Sheep Some Pants"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhyiqGIJQus

Nude, fun ewe seeks score...
Ev'rybody's mocking about
Sheep seekin', ewe wooin', flock stalkin', goat oglin'
Cow wowin', horse courtin', swine pinin', hen yennin'
Wishin', wishin', wishin'

All sheep are straying; let's give sheep some pants
Small feet and lazy; let's get sheep to dance

C'mon...
Everybody's walkin' 'round
In the herd, vision blurred, passion stirred, with manic urge
Pig sluts with big butts and shag rides in slop sties
And eyes spy prized thighs

Tall weeds for grazing; let's give sheep some plants
Six geese a-laying; let's skip geese romance

Getting smelly now...
Ev'rybody's mocking about
Devolution, convolution, pasture datin', adulation
Egg mutation, pig sensations, shed elations, and swine temptations
Cohabitations

All sheep are gaping [sheep gawking]; let's give sheep a glance
All freaks are craving to give sheep implants

Oh get chicks with it...
Ev'rybody's mocking about
Wanton yokels, grinning weirdly, rogues staring, prodding udders, dobbin thrillin'
Groggy snoopers, ferret chasers, boar embracers, talon grippers, quarry trippers
Sorry sorry zippers

All sheep are gaping; let's give sheep a glance
All sheep grazing; let's give sheep some plants
All sheep are lazy; let's get sheep to dance
All sheep are straying; let's give sheep some pants

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Wendy Christopher - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Well... there's some imagery for my lunchbreak!
My ears are a bit screwed, so I wasn't able to follow the verses too well, but the rhyming schemes in your parody are tight so I'm guessing you nailed it for pacing. And very, very funny in that 'ewww!' kind of way! 555
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and wash my brain... ;^D

Glen S - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment

The whole first stanza was inspired. 'Six geese a-laying' stood out as well. That really gets my goat. Don't have a cow, man. Awesome wordplay throughout.

AFW - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Top grade bestiality spoofing..you're like Noah..you got 'em all on the boat

Lifeliver - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment

I endorse all comments above. 555s for filthy farmyard fun fit for all the family, with some crackerjack wordplay. I can see you respect animals because you left the wild critters alone, or are they next?

The OS is a great one to mess around with substitutions: all those four-syllable words piled up with no syntax to worry about. I must tackle it myself sometime.

Meriadoc - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Now, Leo, do you realize how hard it would be to de-pants a sheep with flippers? I am sure Tommy will have something to say about this... ;)

Peregrin - November 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Leough, all parodies deserve a riposte! It shall arrive tomorrow :)

Leough - November 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks everyone!

Lifeliver, this OS is certainly fun to work with - lots of syllable-matching potential. So go for it! If you'd like an idea for a theme, just ask - I had another one that I didn't use, since I covered in another parody.>BR>
Merry, not to mention the problem of managing a zipper with flippers!

Pippin, not sure what you mean, but you have me intrigued - looking forward to seeing it!

Leough - November 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Oops! I can't even manage a page break with fingers!

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