Blood pressure's rising, with every bite
Only been eating, all day and night
My eyelids so heavy, should go to bed
I could sleep like a baby, but still being fed

Oh turkey, it's hotly...on my tongue

My belly is aching, I should have known
Can't eat four turkeys, and have no groans
My mouth is wide open, bounty I reap
The wings I sure love, they're piled in a heap, see?

Oh turkey, it makes me...glutton on
Umm, mmmm, ummm, mmmmm, ooooh
Oh turkey, it makes me...weigh a ton

Thirty pound turkey, I can't abstain
Praying my stomach, handles the strain
Those sweet things are good boy, gravy is swell
But turkey beats everything, do without would be hell

Oh turkey, don't leave me...can't go on...

Oh....oooh....aaah....uuuh.....oooooh......

(Lots of screaming, wailing and gnashing of teeth as our tukey lover realizes the turkey is all gone)

(Really, you should turn the song off now, it's not a pretty thing to listen to)

(Told ya)
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