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Song Parodies -> "Would You Kindly Hush?"

Original Song Title:

"There's a Kind of Hush"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Would You Kindly Hush?"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Nice video of original recording here.

Would you kindly hush?
All over the world: such blight!
Much bulls**t is hurled
Politician's touch
Is talking too much!

It's almost obscene!

There's the news: disgust
They gain viewers: prey ... on fright
Each word that they say:
Calculated. us:
To tune in tonight!

Can't listen; it's unbearably --
-- Grosser, now, than used to be; it's unclean
Each murder: blood scene
Pap'razzi hound when nudes appear
But tell why: listen; Should we hear --
-- What they spew? Not clever, no, never!

There's a ton of mush
From actors: boy/girl? Both, quite?
Sci'ntology world:
Cruise 'n crew abound
Just act, or shut up!

Blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah. blah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,.yeah. yeah, yeah,.yeah
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh,
Muck: stuck; suck! Ugh! Yuk!

They're dissin' very carelessly:
Cocaine hounds, abusers, drunk or on meth
Mel Gibson threat: death
There's Hasselhoff, passed out on beer
I think I've had it up to here:
Drugs and brew. So shut up forever!

Would you kindly hush?
Leave my hairs uncurled... one night
All over the world
Those who rant and cuss
Can take this and shove!
(Yeah, turn sideways, and shove)
(Hush, or rag in mouth, shove)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Bilbopooh - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
This sort of thing is the reason I tend to avoid the news... Very nicely done!
Old Man Ribber - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, hush mah mouth! Reptilian excellence once again. They all should head the wisdom of the country song..."You say it best when you say nothing at all". 5-5-5 ;D
Edward R. Burrow... - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Some really funny n' farcically factual reportin' there Mr. Turtle man!

And like I was sayin' the other night at the bar to Bombed Brokaw, Malt'er Cronkite, Glenlivet Beck and Liter Jennings, wees just gotta learn to leave it at Good night and SHUT UP!
2Eagle - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Who wants to hear about things that are none of our business?
John Barry - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
It's best avoid, TV, radio, blogs, etc., and just tune in to amiright!
Tommy Turtle - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Bilbopooh: Same here. Thanks!
Old Man Ribber: I have no reply..... heh! kidding! Thanks!
Edward R. Burrow: Ideal new news-show slogan! Or we could Hunt-ley them to the Brink-ley of extinction... :)
2Eagle: Amen.
John Barry: Beats the real world any day!
Ann Hammmond - August 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't listen to news
Tommy Turtle - August 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Ann Hammond: You, Bilbopooh, 2Eagle, apparently John Barry, and moi ... except for the occasional story juicy enough to make a great parody, lol! Thanks for v/c.

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