You come home and it's in such a mess
Why he did it no one can guess
It's like why the sky is blue
Or one and one makes two
What a darling little kitty can do

You can teach him not to prowl about
And don't holler when the lights are out
But you turn your back on him
And you're open to his whims
What a darling little kitty can do

And when you call him, Try and call him
You can tear your house apart
But if you open a can of tuna
He's there before you can even start

He will never, ever chase a mouse
But he'll run tissue paper through the house
He'll knock over pots and pans
Press paws on all your plans
And generally turn your place into a zoo
What a darling little kitty can do

No, it isn't very pretty
What a darling little kitty can do