Song Parodies -> "The Garcia Uppercut Offense"

Original Song Title:

"The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance"

Original Performer:

"The Garcia Uppercut Offense"

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The Lyrics

A song mentioning Robert Garcia's dragon punch move called the Ryuga.

An uppercut that makes Robert cool
But Robert Garcia feels crude
An uppercut that's not so cruel
Robert wasn't much rude
Cause this weird dragon punch was his awesome skill
His father understood
When it comes to fighting rough and tough
Robert's really good

From out of Southtown,here's Mr. Big
A stupid reckless bad man
The kind of a man that people hate
Comes from a troubled land
See this weird dragon punch,Robert's awesome skill
His father understood
When it comes to fighting rough and tough
Robert's really good
When it comes to fighting rough and tough
Robert's really good

Many fighters do karate
And many fighters would see
The Garcia Uppercut offense
What an uppercut offense
That's the best thing they agree

The taste of my fists can hurt you hard
Keep out where Robert goes,keep out
Just tryin' to master painfull skills
That are best ways to go
But the point of this fight's like a house of pain
My Garcia Uppercut
It's your worst showdown came at last
Are you just man enough

Alone but not crude,Ryo just said
Try not to say bad night,bad night
When no one's around Robert tells you where
He's going out to fight
You love fighting,you don't need to be full grown
Some very worst thing he learns
When Robert goes out to meet Takuma
Mr. Big returns

Everyone heard Ryo's knockout out
Garcia Uppercut them
The Garcia Uppercut offense
What an uppercut offense
Robert was better with wisdom

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Michael Pacholek - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Tough song to parody. (I've thought of ways to try it, but never have.) I first thought it was going to be about the Cleveland Browns, whose quarterback Jeff Garcia led them to 48 points against their cross-State rivals, the Cincinnati Bengals, yesterday... and still lost by 10 points! How soon before we get an NFL game with a higher combined score than an NBA game? (As soon as Pat Riley returns to coaching, probably.)

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Actually,it's a song about Robert Garcia,a character from the Art of Fighting series.

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