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Song Parodies -> "Have You Got Bleating On Your Mind?"

Original Song Title:

"Woman, Woman"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Have You Got Bleating On Your Mind?"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Had only intended to post one song today, but reader comments yesterday demanded more parodies of this group.... Yes, TT said "no more sheeparodies", but as you can see, this was written and sung not by Tommy Turtle, but by his female twin, Tammy. OS lyrics here.

Farmer, oh, oh, fa-armer
Have you got bleating on your mind, on your mind?

Something's wrong between us
You spend too much time outside
It seems our love life lately has declined
And ev'ry time I shave my legs, you say you like woolly hide
Dahling, oh, oh, dah-ahling [1]
Have you got bleating on your mind, on your mind?

I've seen the way you watch the flock
You ogle secretly
And it hurts to think that you prefer their kind
But it's knowing that you whack their rack
That's really killing me
Ol-iv---ah, ah, Ol-iv-ah,
Have you got bleating on your mind, on your mind?

A farmer wears a certain look
When he's been on some moo
Or a goatskin sack; perhaps some fresh pork rind
So clearly you display it:
Fleece release is all you do
Wendell, oh, oh, We-endell
Is fleeting meeting on your mind?
Douglas, oh, oh, Dou-ouglas
Is ovine treating on your mind?...

(re-bleat and fade)

[1] Thanks to Purrl's parody of Green Acres for inspiring the Eva Gabor/"Oliver Wendell Douglas" bits.

"Ode To Green Acres" © Purrl. All else © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 7

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alvin - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
now THAT'S a union gap alright !
TJC - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
No bleating fame for you, me thinks!
AFW - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Great Mother Pucketting job....a real home-rammer
John Barry - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Ovine, o-o-o--o-ovine, any day is beating bovine, I opine.
MrMacphisto - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
This farmer really knows how to bleat his meat... 5-5-5
TT - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
The end of the world is near -- alvin used CAPS! ... ROFL comment alvin; thanks :)

TJC (lol), AFW (lol!), John Barry (lol), MrMacphisto (rofl!), thanks.
PMS - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Ewe've done it again! TT. 555 I'm sorry today is the first time in 4 days or so I've had a chance to visit AIR. I have some catching up to do
TT - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
PMS, "Catching up is hard.. to... do... (uh-oh, another parody coming... got "Parody on the Brain" again (plug! lol) ... thanks P!
Peregrin - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Should we write another sheeparody? I think I will - then again I can't decide. Ummm. Ah, Puckett.
Tommy Turtle - September 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Peregrin: To paraphrase alvin, it seems you have a ewenion gap!

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