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Song Parodies -> "This Girl Is A Human Cow"
Original Song Title:
"This Girl Is A Woman Now"
Original Performer:
Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
Parody Song Title:
"This Girl Is A Human Cow"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
OS lyrics here.
This girl had a dream:
Sporting two big jugs of her own
This girl, like a child,
Was feeling she's not quite fully grown
Then one day, her chest was changed
Her mammaries were re-arranged
And she would never feel short-changed again
This girl is a human cow
Though not bona fide
This girl is a bloomin' cow
How they pout, proudly jutting out
And she's leaning, preening with pride
This girl wanted love
Her fenders, though, were so forlorn
She cried; her double A's
Would never let her star in porn
Long-longed: lungs that lust, incite
And underneath the surgeon's light
Mosquito bite died
An udder had been born
This girl's chest is boomin' now
She sports huge divide
This girl is a human cow
Tiny sprout now can carry clout
And she's cooing, mooing with pride
This girl's boobs are loomin' now
Huge urns, side by side
This girl is a human cow
So darn wide, they about collide
Sees heads turning, yearning; burning with pride!
This girl is a human cow...
(repeat, but instead of fading, keep getting bigger and bigger...)
Sporting two big jugs of her own
This girl, like a child,
Was feeling she's not quite fully grown
Then one day, her chest was changed
Her mammaries were re-arranged
And she would never feel short-changed again
This girl is a human cow
Though not bona fide
This girl is a bloomin' cow
How they pout, proudly jutting out
And she's leaning, preening with pride
This girl wanted love
Her fenders, though, were so forlorn
She cried; her double A's
Would never let her star in porn
Long-longed: lungs that lust, incite
And underneath the surgeon's light
Mosquito bite died
An udder had been born
This girl's chest is boomin' now
She sports huge divide
This girl is a human cow
Tiny sprout now can carry clout
And she's cooing, mooing with pride
This girl's boobs are loomin' now
Huge urns, side by side
This girl is a human cow
So darn wide, they about collide
Sees heads turning, yearning; burning with pride!
This girl is a human cow...
(repeat, but instead of fading, keep getting bigger and bigger...)
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odd mental imagery....i pretty much detest all gary puckett songs...nice tampering
The theme of milk maid this top the bucket...most descriptive and spot on with singability
I tittered.
alvin, thanks... AFW (lol), thanks... John Barry, (lol), thanks.
Cowabunga this was certainly interesting. My uncle was a farmer and he had a diary cow with five teats. I'm giving you one teat from this cow for each of the five categories of voting stats. Utterly off beat and that is a good thing.
It's about time somebody mangled The Union Gap.
I'm with alvin and 2Eagle.
She cried; her double A's Would never let her star in porn. . . :) Awesome. I mean truly awesome. The title alone made me crack up. . ."So darn wide, they about collide" was kick @$$ line too
Guy, thanks... I'll treasure them :)
2Eagle, sharp eyes you have -- this is indeed first parody of TOS here. Thanks.
PMS, you need to find better company :-) thanks!.. anc check your pms, PMS.
Below Average Dave, thanks much :)
2Eagle, sharp eyes you have -- this is indeed first parody of TOS here. Thanks.
PMS, you need to find better company :-) thanks!.. anc check your pms, PMS.
Below Average Dave, thanks much :)
DKTOS, but I give it 5-5-5 for the humor... this was great.. :)
Udderly enchanting... goes straight for the jug-ulars. This and you're (just kidding... 'your') Wanderer parody form a perfectly matched, er.... set! Now, if only I could figure out how to vote 5's in base 90210!
MrMacphisto, thanks...
TJC, thanks for the support!
TJC, thanks for the support!
Good job! I always thought this song a bit odd-- in the original, did the girl get laid for the first time, and is now a woman? Or did she celebrate her first menstrual cycle? I'm kinda waiting for the follow-up, 'This Boy is a Man Now'...
Biscuit Boy, I think the line in the original,
"Our hearts told us we were right" implies loss of virginity. For the other event, see "Got A Tampon, Please" http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba130.shtml. Thanks for the vote and comment!
"Our hearts told us we were right" implies loss of virginity. For the other event, see "Got A Tampon, Please" http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba130.shtml. Thanks for the vote and comment!
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