From the air man of the board. 5s

555, hilarious. I seen the posts on my "Been A Son" parody yesterday, here are the URLs of image from that anime: 3w.animeboredom.co.uk/Uploads/Areview/24721103245670.jpg Dejiko(left), Puchiko(right) and Gema(above) 3w.animeboredom.co.uk/Uploads/Areview/24731103245670.jpg From left to right: Mee-K, Dejiko, Puchiko, Gema(Yellow ball) and Rinna.

Great wordplay and gags throughout....especially liked 'awful offal stew' and the tampon in the butt lines. Smells like 555 to me.

This is a real gas! Ring a ding ding..five cuts

good thing ya don't snore

Ripping good - 555. Have you heard the Crepitation Contest by any chance? FYI: The song "If You Go Away" was composed by Jaques Brel and Rod McCuen and was sung by Dusty Springfield. She always chose to record all the co-dependent songs - we could devote a whole forum to that subject - so she is the Co-Dependent Queen. I know that particular song because everywhere I would go somebody was playing an easy listening muzak station and I would always hear "If You Go Away" being sung by the Johnny Mann Singers, I think. Anyway, I think I can come up with half a dozen parodies to that.

You get fives just for "salsaphone"

Perfect timing (I checked... but then you know how much that's worth!) I loved the awful/offal play and accompanying edifying links...someone, I forget now, referred to you as quadrapedantic! I'm not sure how true that is but from what I've seen, having been here for two weeks now, I can only imagine he meant it in the best possible light...(octa or nonapedantic, of course would imply sheer mockery!) Your parsing of who/whom last night, too, was refreshing... Someone who actually knows WTF he's talking about, is of Sonny disposition and isn't afraid to Cher... no mediocrity in you, me thinks

LOL comments, everybody!!! :)
John Barry, good one!
Stephen Harrington, thanks, will go back there later tonight.
Dee Range, thanks, glad you liked that smell :)
AFW, thanks lol
alvin rhodes (lol), thanks; yeah, that might chase away the ladies ;-)
2Eagle, thanks; not familiar with that contest .... will check back at your song in a bit
PMS, thanks ... :)
TJC, thanks... I referred to myself as that in the "Who/Whom" discussion you cited, from when Red Ant and Stuart McArthur were discussing my tendencies in a thread at Stuart's wonderfully Turtle-spearing "My Name Is Tommy...(Turtle)" http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/suzannevega22.shtml. I consider both of them to be my tightest buds, one indicator being that we aren't afraid to kick each other when indicated, nor to rib each other mercilessly whether indicated or not... Your taking my s**t so graciously makes you a member of that club also, and you clearly have a great future at AmIRight, but... Know that it's like an alcoholic taking the first drink, or your first snort of blow, or first shot of heroin... Do you really want to go down this highly addictive and time-sucking path? ;-} heh heh

TJC, I appreciated your "pro Bono" comments.

I'm-a givin' you fives-a, yeah now

TT, your last comment caught my eye. Great parody, though in all honesty I'm a bit let down you didn't include "Dutch Oven" in here somewhere. I hear that giving one is legitimate grounds for your spouse to file for divorce. So anyway, back to your comment: Writing parodies is a hell of a lot better than anything you mentioned, and arguably more addictive. I can go a day without writing, really, I can. ;-) That said, I'm going to get some sleep now - before I do, let me rip you some 5s.

Larry Hensley, thanks.
Red Ant, thanks.... I DK "Dutch Oven", though the term conjures up some images (ripping one under the blankets?).... Explain, please, and I'll include it in the next profane methane quatrain.
I can't. No denial there.

A Dutch Oven is indeed ripping one under the blankets, but it is much more malicious than that. It is the deliberate and premeditated act of doing so and then pulling the blanket over a loved ones head. Like I said, probably grounds for divorce.

Red Ant, thanks - I'll remeber that if I ever want to break up and don't have the guts to say so heh heh