-> "Butt Prints On The Couch (Super Bowl Weekend Theme Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Strangers In The Night"
Parody Song Title:
"Butt Prints On The Couch (Super Bowl Weekend Theme Song)"
The Lyrics
Butt prints on the couch
Great mate! Sedate, so, -
- Slothfully, I slouch
"Hot-"? "Cold potato!"
Like a 'roo in pouch
No more, tonight, I do
Some things on TV:
Crass? Crude? Creative?
Seem the same to me
I'm vegetative
Delta wave or three
Imbibe a beer or two
Butt prints on the couch
Sink low and deep! I'll -
- For those imprints, ver'ly vouch
Live in the moment, and all else, to H*ll, can go
Respiration: slow
Eyelids droop; a dulcet snore
Short Q-T pacing; pulse: p*ss-poor
And...
Brain is blotted blight
Luxur'y'ass leather
Cable cr*p all night
Won't move, not ever
Neither loose nor tight;
Arranges "can" just right!
[instrumental -- Brahms' "Lullaby"]
Channel change: a click away
Remote, in hand, will stick all day
Derrieré's delight
As soft as feather
Comfy on this site:
My regions, nether
Gaze past growing gut
But rearrange, not: butt!
[fade]
(Cutie, booty, too!)
(Drink in while drinking)
(Booby! Look! There's two!)
(No need for thinking....)
[he continues to fade away into a semi-comatose state, like, say, Margaritaville, pop. 300,000,000 and growing, so long as they don't have to get off the couch.]
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