Song Parodies -> "Thank God It's Friday"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

Original Performer:

"Thank God It's Friday"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Yes, I *know* it's Thursday. But if you, like TT, have one of those crummy jobs where you can't visit AmIRight at work, you can print this out Thursday evening, take it to work on Friday, and tape it up on the wall. Oh, TT -- always thinking about his readers! (including those in Australia, where it's probably Friday already)

And now...The weekend's near
Can leave this place with head that's hurtin'
My friends, we'll share a beer
Perhaps a case with foam a-spurtin'

I've had my fill of bull
Thought this will be the that-I-die-day
(Pun mean, to Don McLean)
Thank God it's Friday

Cig'rettes: I've had a few
Would quit again, but too much tension
I hid work I had to do
I bid adieu! Weekend's redemption!

Sh*t-canned, without remorse
The schlock we schlep; tommorow's my day
So sore...No more of this
Thank God It's Friday!

Yes, there were times this was a zoo
Got butt chewed off: left cheek, right one too
Thought, "Screw it all"; my hair falls out
On snacks I'd sup, and got the gout
I faced the pall of Boss's gall
But now it's Friday

Made love: took staff aside
Just me and Jill; butt-bare and schmoozing
And how our worlds collide
We grind and maul; so much bruising

A wink; a little chat
Okay, I stray -- though in a spry way
No, you won't catch me
'Twas in the sly way

For what is a job? Somewhere you rot!
Stifle yourself, and get distraught
Boss pulls the strings and coolie kneels
Big shot: sniff turds, and lick his heels
Kiss pecker, toes; this place, it blows!
Thank God it's Friday!

(Yes, it's "get high" day!)

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Leo Keough - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice job on the syllable-matching rhymes!!!!! - 555

alvin - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

very tender....in my new job where i worl every weekend, i kinda look forward to mondays now

Christie Marie M - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Friday's not a day away. I always look forward to Fridays either when I'm at school or at work. I meant to read this tomorrow, but oh, well. Every time Friday falls, I will read your parody. Here's 5's flying your way! :)

Mark Scotti - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

A well paced ode of the classic disgruntled worker! Hell, you sold me, I'm going home now, and it's not even 5:55! But it is for you right now...

Invisible Boy - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

I love all your stuff, TT, and this is no exception. At least you have Jill to help you make it through the day...

Jim Rotondo - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Syllabic Masterpiece, very enjoyable read, 555's, the Chairman would be proud!

AFW - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Take this job and shove it" done intellectually

Andy Primus - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Really funny - especially liked the butt chew line

Nine-ewwww-Five - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Parton me, but this was great! Perfectly paced n' patently funny... and if you truly do have the "pea brain" you claim, it must have sprung from elements obtained from one of those dwarf stars where a tea spoon of stuff weighs a milllllyun pu-, er tons! You're on a run these past two weeks, Thomasino Turtlisimo!

Guy - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

TGIF is now for me. I work a compressed schedule and have every other Friday off. So I'm

"Sure Happy Its Thursday".

Excellent work TT. I really like this one. Keep 'em coming. I like this five ways.

Dee Range - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Too bad they don't re-name Monday ad Friday#2. Another in your long line of superlative parodies, TT. I LMAO at your footnote-free footnote!

Below Average Dave - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm hungry . . . grrrr. . . sorry . . . .5s

Tommy Turtle - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Leo Keough: Thanks for v/c, and for catching the matching!
alvin: okay, i'll redo "monday, monday" for you. lol thanks alvin.
Christie Marie M: ImmortaliTTy! ... well, for *your* lifetime, at least, and I hope that's a long time! Thanks for v/c, CMM.
Mark Scotti: Glad to have been of service! ... thanks for v/c, Mark
Invisible Boy: Thanks for the v/c and especially for the blanket comment. Without Jill, I'd have to Jack.
Jim Rotondo: Thanks too for catching the matching, and I hope FS would be proud... ya know what happened to people who got on his *bad* side, doncha' ? lol. thanks for v/c, Jim.
AFW: LOL! Never thought of that -- astute analysis! Thanks for v/c, AFW.
Andy Primus: Thanks, butt-chew are a good writer too!
Nine-ewwww-Five (Or is it Nine-ewe-Five?) On behalf of Dolly (the sheep) and moi, thankissimo!
Guy: LOL on that acronym! I "smell" (so to speak) a spin-off from your talented muse... perhaps switch "Midnight Confession" to "Schedule Compression? ... thanks for v/c, Guy.
Long-Lost Dee Range: Uhh, you haven't seen the actual footnoted ones recently, have ya? :-) :-) Sooo nice ta hear from ya again, and thanks for v/c, Dee (hey, that rhymes!)
Below Average Dave: Uh, say what? .. Hope you got some chow, and thanks for the vote.

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