-> "Thank God It's Friday"
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"Thank God It's Friday"
And now...The weekend's near
Can leave this place with head that's hurtin'
My friends, we'll share a beer
Perhaps a case with foam a-spurtin'
I've had my fill of bull
Thought this will be the that-I-die-day
(Pun mean, to Don McLean)
Thank God it's Friday
Cig'rettes: I've had a few
Would quit again, but too much tension
I hid work I had to do
I bid adieu! Weekend's redemption!
Sh*t-canned, without remorse
The schlock we schlep; tommorow's my day
So sore...No more of this
Thank God It's Friday!
Yes, there were times this was a zoo
Got butt chewed off: left cheek, right one too
Thought, "Screw it all"; my hair falls out
On snacks I'd sup, and got the gout
I faced the pall of Boss's gall
But now it's Friday
Made love: took staff aside
Just me and Jill; butt-bare and schmoozing
And how our worlds collide
We grind and maul; so much bruising
A wink; a little chat
Okay, I stray -- though in a spry way
No, you won't catch me
'Twas in the sly way
For what is a job? Somewhere you rot!
Stifle yourself, and get distraught
Boss pulls the strings and coolie kneels
Big shot: sniff turds, and lick his heels
Kiss pecker, toes; this place, it blows!
Thank God it's Friday!
(Yes, it's "get high" day!)
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