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Song Parodies -> "Stranger In The Light"

Original Song Title:

"Strangers In The Night"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Stranger In The Light"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Dedicated to "coyote women" (as opposed to "cougar women") everywhere, here is the flip side of last week's loving tribute, "Poon Giver".

Stranger in the dark
Appeared so pretty
Morning sunlight: stark
Gawd, what a pity! ...
Last night's "loaded" lark
Leaves poor me tight with you.....

Viewed nude in the light
Sure shooed the charm off
Petrified wtih fright
I chewed my arm off
To escape my plight
Run screaming from this zoo

Stranger, in the night:
Delight, exciting
We were making love all night
Until the moment when the dawn began to glow
You're on my elbow
Horror-struck, I glance away
On silent tip-toe, dance away...

Ever since that night
I've been more cautious
Carry my flashlight
Avoid the nauseous [1]
Low light: lust, incite
But lousy in the light!

[Interlude -- sounds of retching]

Face looks like my aunt's behind
I even left my pants behind

Ever since that night
I've looked much closer
Horniness, despite,
Sometimes, say, "No, Sir!"
Flight at sight of blight
No "strangers in the light!"

[fading, as does the light, he hopes]

Sooo-eeee, ooo-eee ewwwww,
Bleh, blah, bluh, bleee, blue
Doody, you be, too
Pet puppy pee pooh....

[fade to dark, whereupon she starts looking good again... uh-oh....]

[1] Means "causing nausea", as well as the more common meaning these days, "feeling nausea".

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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John Barry - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Un-PC, but funny as hell.
TJC - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Ditto John... truly chortle-worthy!!
Loved: "I chewed my arm off", "dawn began to glow, You're on my elbow", "I even left my pants behind", and of course, the classic title subs!
I'd give it 10's, but in this morning's light it looks more like 5's...
Mark Scotti - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny! I'm still laughing. Really classic, TT!!
McKludge - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Top notch, TT.
Jim Rotondo - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent job, perfectly written, reminds me of the 2-faced girlfriend in the Festivus episode.
Guy - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
TT - You got me right off with the title. I thought it would be a really good read and you sure did not disappoint. Loved the Aunt's behind/Pants behind couplet. You write some seriously funny parody. Love it and love most stuff that is Un-PC.

Comparing this parody to the movie "A Christmas Story" (1983) starring Darren McGavin and Peter Billingsley the line where Santa says "You'll shoot your eye out kid" would read "You'll chew your arm off kid" except it would be the bar tender in the bar where you picked your "date" up who will utter that line. Well done! High fives!
adagio - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Extremely funny, especially with the words just SEEMING to fall into place, but it did take work,. I think. 5's.
Leo Keough - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
This was a laugh riot!!! - 555's
Tommy Turtle - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
John Barry, thanks.

TJC: Umm, would ya mind voting again in the dark? (j/k lol!) Thanks TJ!

Mark Scotti, thanks much!

McKludge: Thanks, and nice ta see ya again.

Jim Rotondo, thanks -- must be a lot of them running around :)

Guy: Thanks much .... yep, PC bites, so we bite it :) thanks Guy.

adagio: Thank you *very* much. I expected either to be dissed or dismissed by da distaff side, so your comment *really* means a lot... and "words just SEEMING to fall into place" is the highest compliment possible. Thanks for liking my anti-PC, auntie-PC bit, and for thoughtful comment.

Leo Keough: Thanks for distributing the Fives from your Keogh plan!
Claude Prez - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny stuff; some great lines in there.
TT - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Claude Prez, thanks.
Below Average Dave - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the [1] information, I hadn't heard that term before, and the intro that it was about Coyote women helped too, awesome idea to this OS, one of Sinatra's biggest classics no doubt, 5s
TT - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave: Someone not only *read* one of my footnotes, but found it *useful*? My heart, my heart! lol.... thanks for v/c, Dave.
alvin - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment
nice paean to beer goggles syndrome
Tommy Turtle - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin, lol! -- thanks for witty comment (never heard that expression before, but it fits for sure), and nice to see ya back again.

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