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Song Parodies -> "Penis"

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Original Performer:

Frankie Avalon

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The Lyrics

Credit goes to Guy DiRito, for using this title first, last year.....Not imitating.....just trying a different position..
Penis, if you will
Be good, don't make me take this little pill
You know you are my buddy and my friend,
Show me I can depend on you

Penis, please be there
This lady's someone special, what a pair!
I tried and tried and finally got a date
We're meeting here at eight, tonite

Penis, Rodess of Love
that you are...
Oh, don't take the trip too fast
Please make the magic last...

Penis, just be true
I've never really asked a lot of you
You know, I'm always gentle when I pee
Be nice and stand up for me..

Penis, Roddess of love
that you are
Don't make the trip too fast
I need your help to last

And Penis, don't be blue
I bought this little latex sock for you
You know, I'm always gentle when I pee,
So, be kind and stand up for me

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   4
 5   14

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Rick C - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You beat me to the punch on this one, AFW! I had one verse finished (and it was pretty close to your first verse). This is a riot! Gotta extend 5s. Congrats!
AFW - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick....Hey, if ya' got another, drag it out...more than one way to write a penis parody...different strokes for different folks, ya know..
Johnny D - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Would sound great accompanied by some pipe-organ music.
Chuck A. Spear - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
It must've been a hard job, but you pulled it off! The pacing is perfect- not one single boner! It must've been hard on you. As soon as I saw the titled, it pricked my curiosity. 555.
Peter... - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I have a bunch of mails about you in my mailbox, don't know who sent them but they're about enlargment and stuff, I think about 555 of em...
Red Ant - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Was this hard to do? 5's
AFW - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for all votes, quips, and comments..
Poopie Longstocking - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody...great parody! I shall honour this with a perfect 5,5,5 vote!! Oh, and the original's from the 50s...but it's super-duper nonetheless!!
Michael Pacholek - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
All fives just for having the balls to post this. You're cock of the walk tonight.
alvin rhodes - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
a touching tribute...5s
Leo Jay - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one.

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