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Song Parodies -> "I'm Walken"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Walkin'"

Original Performer:

Fats Domino

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Walken"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm Walken, Christopher,
And I'm talkin'
Slow, but sure,
Speech balkin'
Like I've a drunken slur..

I'm Walken, yes, sirree,
With a deadpan -
Song - dance man,
I am, occasion'lly..

Was an SNL host, I am that guy
"Give me more cowbell" humor's dry
Willowly and villiany, I apply,
If I tap your Granny, she will die..

I'm Walken, yes, indeed,
When I stab -
You will bleed,
And sometimes -
I exceed
My own popularity..

I'm Walken,
Slim, no pork
Eyes gawkin'
Pop my cork..
I'm Walken,
The true "King of New York"

I'm Walken,
You can bet
Flick stalkin'
My vignette,
Like Falcon
The things I want I get

Had connection to late, Nat'lie Wood
Robert Wag- and I, bad blood, no good
Mystery, suspiciously, years withstood
Just adds to the image - play a hood...

I'm Walken, yes, indeed,
When I stab -
You will bleed,
And sometimes -
I exceed
My own popularity..

Sometimes I exceed
My own popularity..

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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Rob Arndt - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment
One of my favorite actors-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment
WarrenB - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Inspired title, and nice touches throughout.
AFW - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys
Peregrin - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Saw him in Catch Me If You Can just the other day, thoroughly enjoyed, like your parody, AFW.
Monstermaster13 - April 12, 2013 - Report this comment
It's good to see someone else has done a take on the Walken lore.

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