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Song Parodies -> "F@#%in' Blew New Orleans"

Original Song Title:

"Walking To New Orleans"

Original Performer:

Fats Domino

Parody Song Title:

"F@#%in' Blew New Orleans"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

President Bush steps up to the microphone, and in a blinding flash of insight, begins to sing...
I guess I f@#%in' blew New Orleans
I f@#%in' blew New Orleans
Katrina storm comes up the Gulf
Interrupts my game of golf
Guess I f@#%in' blew New Orleans

I buzzed the people in my pla-ane
Ain't that a sha-ame
Hurricane hit kinda hard
Guess we need the National Guard
Send a few down to New Orleans

Foreign folks is sendin' money
That's pretty funny
The Congress passed me 50 bil
Give or take a hundred mil
And we'll throw that to New Orleans

FEMA's Mr. Michael Brown
Time-wastin' clown
Go back to Washington, D.C.
That's accountability
'Cause you f@#%in' blew New Orleans

All across the southern coast
Economy is toast
Since we let the wetlands go
Then we overbuilt and so
Hurricane blew through New Orleans

The levees just could not contain
Lake Pontchartrain
What a monumental flood
Now Big Easy's drowned in mud
It's a toxic stew, New Orleans

New Orleans Superdome
What a spacious home
No lights, no water, johns or food
Black community got screwed
Guess we f@#%in' blew New Orleans
We f@#%in' blew New Orleans
We f@#%in' blew New Orleans

┬ęBob Gomez 2005

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Tony Nex Door?s house - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
There seem to be quite a lot of parodies about the New Orleans disater at the moment!
Michael Pacholek - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Like Vacation Boy would ever admit that he blew anything. He wouldn't tell the truth, but you sure did. I also like that you threw in another Fats title, "Ain't That a Shame."
bob asher - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I always wondered what the alternative spelling was...
Still more shit! - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Of course, exactly 13% of the public believes all this bullshit about Bush being to blame. And all 13% of them are on TV. And this site.
Bob Gomez - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, come on, Still. Do you really think you'd be supporting President Gore under the same circumstances? And which polls are you watching? Touchy, touchy, aren't we? Do I smell defensiveness in your comment? Oh, by the way, interesting name.
Michael Pacholek - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Let's get one thing straight, here: We are not blaming Bush for the storm. We are blaming him for the federal government's neglectful reaction to it. This isn't 9/11, where the warning signs were put right in front of him in memo form and he chose to ignore them. This was a storm that, we were told by the weather people, had not hit New Orleans as hard as it could have, and most of us believed New Orleans had been spared. Then the levees broke. None of that is Bush's fault. What is his fault is that he let the poor die when he could have done something, almost anything, to stop that. And right now, there aren't even 13 percent of the American people who are undecided. The majority now believes that President Al Gore or President John Kerry would have acted in this situation, in ways that would never have occurred to a George Bush -- elder or younger, but especially younger. Again, Bob, a good parody and exactly the proper point of view. As for Mr. Still, his "name" says more about him than it does about what we're saying.
10 years of Michael Pacholek (paraphrased) - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Bush's fault! It's all Bush's fault! Blanco's incompetence, Nagin's failures , unused buses, terrorists, breast cancer, air-conditioned doghouses, your new butt tattoo, everything bad is Bush's fault! Damn it, haven't we been lying to you rednecks in Iowa long enough to be convincing? Why the f*** didn't you redneck peasants hate Bush enough to vote for Kerry!? Why the f*** didn't you believe the fake but accurate CBS documents!? Why the f*** did you believe the Swiftboat Veterans instead of us!? Why the f*** aren't you listening to us!? Where the hell are the lynch mobs? Why aren't you out showing your love and compassion to us all by trying to lynch Bush? Why aren't you showing those poor people in New Orleans how much you love them by flying a Bush-bashing banner over their city? Drink the kool-aid, dammit! Drink up, you red-state Bush-voting swine! Damn it, I hate you I hate you I hate you! I wish you would burn in hell, you hate-filled redneck swine! Everyone knows I'm right and you're wrong! I've got a poll that PROVES I'm right! Everyone believes I'm right. You're nobody, you hear me? NOBODY!!! I won't let your facts distract me, you ignorant-ass critics!
Bob Gomez - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Four years later, and we're more divided than ever. I guess I should stop writing parodies that upset idiots. Then, and only then, may the healing begin.
Will - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't stop, Bob. Keep up the good work.
Michael Pacholek - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Let me get this straight: I've been blaming Bush for everything that has gone wrong for 10 years? Since 1995? Well, if you Bushies could do math, you wouldn't have blown the big honkin' surplus The Man left you in 2001. You wanna criticize me, go ahead. But don't be stupid about it. You'll only be showing how I can take it and you can't. Now, what did I do with the phone number of the Governor of North Carolina? We need a nominee for 2008...

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