There seem to be quite a lot of parodies about the New Orleans disater at the moment!

Like Vacation Boy would ever admit that he blew anything. He wouldn't tell the truth, but you sure did. I also like that you threw in another Fats title, "Ain't That a Shame."

I always wondered what the alternative spelling was...

Of course, exactly 13% of the public believes all this bullshit about Bush being to blame. And all 13% of them are on TV. And this site.

Oh, come on, Still. Do you really think you'd be supporting President Gore under the same circumstances? And which polls are you watching? Touchy, touchy, aren't we? Do I smell defensiveness in your comment? Oh, by the way, interesting name.

Let's get one thing straight, here: We are not blaming Bush for the storm. We are blaming him for the federal government's neglectful reaction to it. This isn't 9/11, where the warning signs were put right in front of him in memo form and he chose to ignore them. This was a storm that, we were told by the weather people, had not hit New Orleans as hard as it could have, and most of us believed New Orleans had been spared. Then the levees broke. None of that is Bush's fault. What is his fault is that he let the poor die when he could have done something, almost anything, to stop that. And right now, there aren't even 13 percent of the American people who are undecided. The majority now believes that President Al Gore or President John Kerry would have acted in this situation, in ways that would never have occurred to a George Bush -- elder or younger, but especially younger. Again, Bob, a good parody and exactly the proper point of view. As for Mr. Still, his "name" says more about him than it does about what we're saying.

Bush's fault! It's all Bush's fault! Blanco's incompetence, Nagin's failures , unused buses, terrorists, breast cancer, air-conditioned doghouses, your new butt tattoo, everything bad is Bush's fault! Damn it, haven't we been lying to you rednecks in Iowa long enough to be convincing? Why the f*** didn't you redneck peasants hate Bush enough to vote for Kerry!? Why the f*** didn't you believe the fake but accurate CBS documents!? Why the f*** did you believe the Swiftboat Veterans instead of us!? Why the f*** aren't you listening to us!? Where the hell are the lynch mobs? Why aren't you out showing your love and compassion to us all by trying to lynch Bush? Why aren't you showing those poor people in New Orleans how much you love them by flying a Bush-bashing banner over their city? Drink the kool-aid, dammit! Drink up, you red-state Bush-voting swine! Damn it, I hate you I hate you I hate you! I wish you would burn in hell, you hate-filled redneck swine! Everyone knows I'm right and you're wrong! I've got a poll that PROVES I'm right! Everyone believes I'm right. You're nobody, you hear me? NOBODY!!! I won't let your facts distract me, you ignorant-ass critics!

Four years later, and we're more divided than ever. I guess I should stop writing parodies that upset idiots. Then, and only then, may the healing begin.

Don't stop, Bob. Keep up the good work.

Let me get this straight: I've been blaming Bush for everything that has gone wrong for 10 years? Since 1995? Well, if you Bushies could do math, you wouldn't have blown the big honkin' surplus The Man left you in 2001. You wanna criticize me, go ahead. But don't be stupid about it. You'll only be showing how I can take it and you can't. Now, what did I do with the phone number of the Governor of North Carolina? We need a nominee for 2008...