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Song Parodies -> "Went from a 9 to a 5"

Original Song Title:

"9 to 5"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"Went from a 9 to a 5"

Parody Written by:

Nita Dunn

The Lyrics

This is about beautiful women aging. I am a stand up comedian and the line "And at least I can prove that I am still red headed." Is referring to a previous joke I tell in my act. Its a call back to the joke: "Yes, I am a real redhead and I can prove it...." I then go down the front of my pants and pull out the proof. A picture of me in Kindergarten.
Stumble out of Bed and I need a magician.
How long's my face been in this condition?
Smoke and mirrors hide the march of time.
Fight the battle of the bulge, no liposuction.
Donuts are weapons of ass destruction.
To girls like me that go from a 9 to a 5.

Went from a 9 to a 5, what a way to end up livin'.
And I wish that I could at least just be a seven.
Getting' older I let happen and don't dread it.
And At least I can prove that I am still Red headed.
9 to 5. I pay 80 bucks for lotion.
And I wish that I could obtain a secret potion.
That would smooth my lines.
Like the days when I was sexy.
Its enough to try you. But I aint gonna let it fret me.

You sweat for no reason and you get fatter.
You laugh and lose control of your bladder.
Well at least that's what they tell me anyway.
My right knee cracks whenever it bends.
How long before i'm wearin' depends.
Time goes on and we all get old and gray.

Went from a 9 to 5, what a way to end up livin'.
And I wish that I could at least just be a seven.
Gettin' older I let it happen and don't dread it.
And at least I can prove that I am still Redheaded!
9 to 5. I pay 80 bucks for lotion.
And I wish that I could obtain a secret potion.
That would smooth my lines like the days when I was sexy.
Its enough to try you. But I aint gonna let it fret me.

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Neal Henderson - July 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Good play on OS title! 5s
Patrick - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
"Donuts are weapons of ass destruction" is the best line of the day. And a weapons system I am quite familiar with. Take that Robert Arndt.
Rob Arndt - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
My weakness is for devil dog cakes...

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