As I walk along and wander
Won't be long I'll see drunks
And robbers on the prowl
And as I have this gun
I carry, around and stun and taser
When the night's not so young

All the robbers feel much pain
Drunks are callin; 'Ow!' and feel the pain
When you get tasered by me,you're put to misery
As I wander
I wah-wah-wah-wah-wander,
The
I wan-der-the-streets-at-night and in the day
If you wondered
It's your dog day
Im gonna stun away
This stun gun just just stuns away

*interlude while noises of stunning,tasering,screaming,spraying,shooting ,sirens, everything else is heard*


All the robbers, sprayed with mace
In their eyeballs then they scream in pain
Cause they've been tasered by me
Yeah they're in misery
As I wander
I wah-wah-wah-wah-wander,
The
The streets-all-of-the-night sometimes the day
And I ponder
Who I will spray
And then I'll stun away
This stun gun just gonna stun away
Stunned with stun gun all night and day
My stun gun's gonna stun today