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Song Parodies -> "Mammaries Are Made Of This"

Original Song Title:

"Memories Are Made Of This"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Mammaries Are Made Of This"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Sweet, sweet, the mamm'ries gals give to us
Sweet, treat, the mamm'ries gals give to us..

Soft saline or silicone
Many tissues of their own
High priced boob jobs
Not for poor slobs,
Mammaries Are Made Of 'This

Push-em-ups and wonder bras
Old time falsies like your ma's
Supports, ribbed bones
Madonna's cones
Mammaries fooled us like this

A breast make-over can
Recharge your bored old man
Get him to groom, be a shaver
When forty D protrudes
Romantic interludes
Regain an old zingy flavor

Stitches, til incisions heal
Six more weeks and they'll look real
Some nips, some tucks
Five thousand bucks,
Mammaries Are Made Of This

Mammaries Are Made Of This




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alvin rhodes - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
so much for the "sugar and spice and everything nice" theory...5s
Rick C - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I can just hear ol' Dino singing this now. 555
AFW - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for votes and comments, guys
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
clever ;) 555
Tim Mayfield - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
At first I expected to have heard/seen these words before, but you did have a fully original version. 5's
AFW - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, LLLB, and Tim
Lee - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for keeping us abreast od developments.
Lee - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for keeping us abreast of developments.

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