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Song Parodies -> "Talcum Where I'm Curled"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To My World"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Talcum Where I'm Curled"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here's one of most perverted parodies, dedicated to Citizen Jayne..Sneer, sneer.. leer, leer..
Talcum where I'm curled,
Squeeze a puff or two
Primp and greet the world
No chafe, or scratching's due

Talcum where I'm curled
Slickens up the crotch
Fragrance when I'm girled
Kicks love up a notch..

Fresh from that nice steamy shower
Scrub and rub behind...
Fluffy towel to dry off
Rinsed clean of body - not mind..

Heading for the clubs
Target - ladies, pearled
Confident, no rubs
Talcum...where I'm curled

Confident, no snubs
Talcum....where I'm curled

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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