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Song Parodies -> "Mother's Day Greetings From Chuck Norris"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't That a Kick In The Head"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Mother's Day Greetings From Chuck Norris"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

This adorable Mother's Day card written by 7-year old Chuck Norris contains what many believe to be the first signs of Chuck's deep, life-long affinity for Asian martial arts
How lucky can one kid be
To have you as his Mommy
Like the sensei once said
Ain't that a kick to the head

Whenever my mood is black
You hug me and I hug back
Like the Shaolin monk wrote
Ain't that a blow to the throat

My heel kick is spinning
I lost some teeth but I'm grinning
I've said from the beginning
Hey guys, my mommy's beautiful!

I've cookies enough for me
It's just like I told Bruce Lee
Don't you see; ain't that a smash of the knee

Like I heard from Van Damme*
Ain't that a thrust of the palm
Like the sensei said, "Boing!"
Ain't that a heel to the groin

My round house is spinning
I smash their teeth and keep winning
All the while I'm just grinning
Cause my mommy is just beautiful!

You makes sure that I'm well fed
And then you tuck me in bed
You couldn't do better, or I'd be sick
Tell me quick ... Oh, ain't that a kick
Tell me quick .. just a spin kick
To the HEAD!




*if you pronounce it Van Dahm, it'll rhyme with palm; work with me here ;-D

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Barney - May 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Crapola
Patrick - May 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Barney, tell that to Chuck Norris. I thought this made a nice Mother's Day card. Brings back memories of "Walker, Texas Ranger".
Jean Claude - May 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Parody: Good
Barney: Capola
Claude Prez - May 26, 2014 - Report this comment
This is great! And I wonder if we're the only two people in the history of the world to rhyme "boing" with "groin" (I used it in a Chantilly Lace parody once).

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