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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To My Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To My World"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To My Girl"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Welcome To My Girl,
You can have her, chum
She's too fat for me,
And snaps her bubblegum

Bags beneath her eyes,
Acne on her skin
Welcome To My Girl
And her triple chin..

Knock, and her door will open
Easy, she's that kind
Ask, and you'll be given
Nook-ee with this girl of mine..

I'll be waiting here,
List'ning for your hurl
Laughin' my ass off..
Welcome To My Girl

Laughin' my ass off..
Welcome To My Girl

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Old Man Ribber - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
No thanks. For most of us, it would be a lateral move at best. (Good job!) ;D
Chance Gollnick - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I didnt know the os so i looked it up on youtube and good job.
Peter Andersson - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, mister Airfarcepimp, if it's free I guess I could turn out the lights...
John Barry - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
For such a giving guy, I'm giving fives.
< ! ! ! > - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Sass -- Off, Sir !
Christie Marie M - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome to my girl...oh, how it's like for guys to have an unattractive girlfriend! LOL at Peter's comment as well! But great job as always, Won! BTW, about the bags beneath her eyes and acne on her skin, I got it worse. I'm prone to mosquito bites everywhere on my skin and right now I have serious neck rash as well as arm rash. I may have to see a dermatologist. Well, I'll welcome you to 3 sets of 5's for this one!
AFW - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, Chance, Peter, John, !!!, and Christie M..

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