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Song Parodies -> "Wants Some More, Eh?"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Wants Some More, Eh?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Vic Damone hits your eye,
You knee him in the fly,
Want some more, eh?
With a left uppercut
Knock him flat on his butt,
Still wants more, eh?

Up, he sits
On your shoe, he spits
Beady eyes are slits,
As he spews, "Hey, you're yella!"
His bells ring,
Birdies start to sing,
As I punch and swing
At this dumb feisty fella..

Crack his shell, like an egg
Wraps his arms 'round my leg..
Wants some more, eh?
So I go down the street
Draggin' him with my feet
To the bar..
There I buy him a drink,
With our glasses we clink
Say we're sorry..
After these words are said,
Pours his drink on my head
Wants some more, eh?

Still wants more, eh?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Andria - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Looks like a great fight with an equally good making-up afterward there, AFW, and I'll give you 5s for this.
alvin - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
take it easy on poor vic..he's like 80...funny mental imagery
AFW - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria...and alvin...well, if Adam Sandler can fight Bob Barker, I guess Vic and I can mix it up, :)...anyway..I'm old, too
Mark Scotti - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Round 555, and this parody's still alive and we want some more eh?...
TJC - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, bar none, AF! (Hope Vic doesn't end up with a horse head in his bed in your follow-on!)
2Eagle - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
After the way those guys treated their wives someone oughta breaka their faces. The same thing goes for Luciano Pavoratti.
PMS - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Fives you've scored, eh!
AFW - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, TJC, 2Eagle. and PMS
LilCupCakes - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . words from ~ J J ~: "Never trust a drunk', daughter, dear " !

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