Song Parodies -> "That's a Maury"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

"That's a Maury"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

His last name is Povich,
TV show and he's rich,
That's a Maury..

Overweight ethnic guest,
Seeks paternity test,
That's a Maury..

Swingers swing
Couples havin' flings
Dissin' wedding rings,
Grabbin' things
Like each others..
Families, too
Luke and Emmy Lou,
Pitch a lotta' woo,
Incest ain't taboo,
Sisters, Brothers..

Folks face fears that they've had,
"Is this woman my Dad?"
Crazy stories..
Husband sad and perplexed
Cuz' his wife's oversexed
Slutty, whore-ie

Bill's a veep
Hides a secret, deep
Kinky, likes to keep,
Shaggin' sheep
Just can't kick it...

Then there's Joe
Hails from Kokomo,
Pickin' up a ho
For her toe,
Loves to lick it..

If you're weird and you think
You should go see a shrink,
Not to worry..
Just phone this TV show
You'll wind up with big dough,
That's a Maury..

That's a Maury..

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alvin - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

lol...great title switch and execution

Invisible Boy - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

The saddest thing of all is...I know exactly what you are talking about

LittleCougaress - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Great Write, Sir L'Air de Farce, but really Sir, you and your ' toes & Ho's" ! !

2Eagle - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

I live a clean, wholesome life. What would Maury say about that?

AFW - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin..I.B.....and LCC...not mine, Maurys...and thanks, 2Eagle...In that case, you would still be an oddity, these days

Andria - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment

I am a fan of the Maury Povich Show, and I grew up watching it along with "Jenny Jones", "Sally Jesse Raphael", "Geraldo", "Donahue", and the all-time greatest tabloid TV show ever, "Jerry Springer". This parody sums up the best (some would say worst, but not you or I) of Maury in one great parody of a classic song. 5s.

AFW - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Appreciate it, Andria

Jonathan S. - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment

I echo Alvin's and 2Eagle's comments.

AFW - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment

A thank you to Jonathan

TJC - February 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job with one of my fave OS's and a prime skewering of that son of a -vitch!

AFW - February 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks to TJC

adagio - February 15, 2009 - Report this comment

I've got to start watching that show....I thought it was a :( news show. lolol 5's

Christie Marie M - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Maury is so "amore"! I used to watch The Maury Show each morning. My fave episodes are out of control teens, paternity tests, people in love with their complete opposites, shocking news caught on tape, etc. I also enjoy those D West (motivational speaker) moments where he yells at teenagers and abusive husbands. Great show, AFW! 555!!!

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