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Song Parodies -> "Them Burritos Made Of This"

Original Song Title:

"Memories Are Made Of This"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Them Burritos Made Of This"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Heat, heat..burritos are smokin' hot
Heat, heat..for tender tongues, never, not..

Devil's powder, called cayenne
Forrest fires from Cheyenne,
Bear's growl, sun's kiss
Bee stings, snake's hiss,
Them Burritos Made Of This..

Cactus needles by the ton
Venom from a scorpion
Your lips ignite,
Your throat soon might,
Them Burritos Made Of This..

Harnessed the flames of hell,
Right here at Taco Bell
Satan himself, they would waiver
Prepare to grab, for sure
Fire extinguisher,
You'll be a ranter, and raver..

Ul-timate survival sin
Notify your next of kin
One gut, one life
One widowed wife
Them Burritos branded bliss..

Them Burritos Made Of This..

Them Burritos Made Of This..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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Andria - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, AFW, although I bet you've never had a Volcano Taco from Taco Bell. After I ate three of them, I had to guzzle Arizona-brand Arnold Palmer tea by the gallon and was then confined to the bathroom for some time. 5s.
alvin - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
especially liked the cayenne / cheyenne rhyme...big fan of burritos...burnt my mouth just reading this
The Spelling Police (otherwise known as Andria) - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
After looking at your parody again, AFW, I noticed a spelling error in the second stanza of verse 2. "Forest" is spelled with one "r" when referring to the woods. However, in reference to Mr. Gump, it is spelled with two.
Below Average Dave - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Something tells me this isn't about Taco Bell. Spelling Police? Andria--you better not ever read my parodies under that psydenum, (or even my comments) or I'll be facing 1st Degree Butchery of the English Language. . .
littleCupCakes - January 04, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . You're so right Sir Dave, it's about Tabasco Hell . . .
AFW - January 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all...and Andria...ya' got me on that one...
TJC - January 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Bulging with piquant perceptions and haute humor!
John Barry - January 05, 2009 - Report this comment
2Eagle - January 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow! I thought people who ate at Taco Bell were too wimpy for real Mexican food. Don't you have to go to Echo Park for that?
AFW - January 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJ, John, and 2Eag, and all

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