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Song Parodies -> "That’s A Foul Play"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That’s A Foul Play"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
When the foot is applied
To a golf ball that lies
That's-a foul play
When, in Poker, some swine
Has a hand of five nines
That's-a foul play

‘Ponents think
Something here that stinks
Then they’re on the brink
And they’re starting to yell-a
Ref will say
“Didn’t see it, hey
Just go back and play”
And you’ll think “stupid fella”

When there’s studs raked on shin
By defender that grins
That's-a foul play
When they’ve shredded complete
Parachute at jump meet, out of luck...
When the whole football team
Says your girl likes whipped cream, its-a bad day
Guarantee, you’ll agree
Drowning in love’s debris, that's-a foul play

When that referee guy
Lets a hand-ball go by, he is blind, hey?

That's-a foul play

When in football, that flag’s
Dropped by umpire, no gag, that's-a foul play

That's-a foul play

‘Ponents think
Something here that stinks
Then they’re on the brink
And they’re starting to yell-a
Really yell, really yell-a
Ref will say
“Didn’t see it, hey
Just go back and play”
You’re enraged: “Bloody hell-a”

Must rebel-a

When that dart’s thrown at head
Not the board, and you’re dead
That's-a foul play (can’t be down-played)
To enhance your defeat
Well you found that they cheat, you’re a dud...
If in pits, you roar past
Well, you know that they’ll black flag your arse, hey?
Guarantee, you’ll agree
All above that you see, that's-a foul play

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alvin - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...clever concept...giving you sixes...oops
AFW - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
No foul ball here,...good twist
mandamoo - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Touchdown! ;)
LittleCupCakes - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
M & P: loved the NASCAR ref , " in the pits you roar past . . " Let's hear more play!

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