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Song Parodies -> "Every Doctor Gloves Somebody, Sometime"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Loves Somebody, Sometime"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Every Doctor Gloves Somebody, Sometime"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Every doctor gloves somebody sometime
All physicians play the latex game
They've been trained to do the nasty
And good is their aim

Every doctor pokes somebody sometime
Bodies tall, or small, or wide of beam
It's a medical procedure
To peek in and ream

Wish I had that kind of power
Obstetrician is the field that I would choose
Lovely ladies every hour
And sometimes my special tool I just might use..

Every doctor gloves somebody sometime
I think I'll go back to doctor school
Pledge my life to human service
Hey, that would be cool...

Pledge my life to human service
Hey, that would be cool...



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alvin - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
right up my alley
John Barry - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
What's up, doc?
Tommy Turtle - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
You'd choose that over proctology? ... and not take the ugly, smelly ladies as patients, I guess :)
Guy - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW - You are such a dog. Shame on you for putting a bad light on professional demeanor. It's still worth fives.
PMS - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I proc-tically laughed my a** off
MrMacphisto - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Your attention to detail is very anal... 5-5-5
AFW - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John...and TT...Yeah, I'll leave the proc to the doc...It's what's up front that counts....and thanks, Guy...you know what they say, any publicity is good..and thanks, PMS..yeah, I remember, you're in the med field...and thanks, MrMac..good puns, there
TJC - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Even *#%&^ Blue Cross can't disallow your surgical precision... 555 with no deductable (you've met your 'co-par')
AFW - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Right on, TJC...thanks
Andria - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, the correct term is "gynecologist" for a doctor specializing in female problems, and if you were to start a practice in the vicinity of Pierre, S.D., I would be a great customer because I have lots of female problems. 555

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